First Floor Lobby

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

In what he has now mentally deemed "The Tick Chair" in the dorm lobby, The Tick sits. He is wearing a very snazzy hat made of Peeps. He's likely to offer a Peep to any parent who makes his acquaintance. His cowl is impeccably clean, so nobody should worry about eating a marshmallow that had just been on his head.

Comments

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

"Cool. I'm sure they'll warm up to you right away. You're a kinder, gentler superhero."

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

"Another reason not to wear the hat tomorrow! If they warm up to me too much, the Peeps might explode from the raised temperature!"

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

"Marshmallows can explode without C4?"

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

"Well, heat makes them expand, so if there's enough heat..." As Tick began the next part, he lept up and threw his arms out wide, "KASPLOOSH!"

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

"That sounds messy. Probably good not to wear the hat when the parents get all warm towards you. It could be hard to clean up."

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

"The last impression I want to make on the parents is that of marshmallow goop in their eyes!"

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

"And then they'd have to spend the weekend in the clinic. That wouldn't be very fair if they came all this way to visit."

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

"It would give them a nice tour of the facilities, though. And they'd get to meet Dr. House!" Tick said, as if that's something for the parents to look forward to. "But I'd rather not be the guy to give them the tickets for that tour."

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

"This is Fandom High, Professor. I'm sure some of the parents will end up in the clinic without our help."

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

"Well, of course, chum. I just don't want it to happen in my classroom!"

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

"The classroom should be a marshmallow-free zone," Kawalsky nodded.

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

"I might keep it in a fridge, just in case anyone needs some marshmallowy goodness, but It definitely wouldn't work as headgear. Unless my sidekick's crazed grandmother comes after me. I hear she's scary. I'll take all the body armor I can then, even the cute and fluffy kind!]

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

"Good plan! And that's why you're the superhero. Grandmothers are scary. Rory's especially so."

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

"Well, so are you, Major K! I hear she eats babies. Or was it that she destroys lives slowly but surely over many years before finally breaking you in a truly grand fashion? I can never keep track of who slowly breaks you and who eats babies. I should write that kind of thing down.