First Floor Men's Room:

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty the big freaking copycat put up a huge sheet of butcher block paper on the wall next to the mirrors.

Things Every Guy in Fandom Should Know:

To it, Marty has written:

Angel is a really bad kisser
Logan Echolls is a huge Keith Partridge fan
Jack O'Neill is dating his cousin

Comments

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Lee is a really good kisser.
Marty and Angela are the ferret couple.
Bridge Carson is adorable adorable.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

John is a really good kisser.
So is Jack Harkness.
And Cameron Mitchell.

And I would bet good money that Archie's fantastic too.

[can_be_more]

After seeing the state of the girls' bathroom, Aeryn blatantly walks into the boys' just to see what it looks like.

Next to John is a really good kisser., she writes:

He's really good at other things, too, but you'll never know it.

And walks back out.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

True. He makes fabulous window treatments.

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

Jake stops by the men's room while looking for Krycek (hey, he could be hiding in there, you never knew!), raised an eyebrow, grinned and found a pen.

He draws an arrow from Logan's name and writes: Watch your clothes around this dude. You might find them gone.

Alex Krycek is mine, mine, mine. No touchie.

Callisto has a great back.

For a great time, call: 555-MISS!

[demonbelthazor]

*ponders crossing out "bad" for the line about Angel and replacing it with "good"*

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Parker loves to be called Maureen
Marty and that chicken are more than 'just friends'
Callisto is OFF-LIMITS!

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty comes in later and points an arrow to the chicken comment.

Yeah... it's a pet. Duh.

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

Jake comes back a little later, and adds an arrow from Angel's Callisto note to his own.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker comes in after Aeryn mentions something in the lounge, and growls. She lines through Angel's comment, and her phone number from Jake's notes and writes above them:

Death Wish City. Now taking reservations.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty comes in to the bathroom to... you know.

He stops when he sees Parker in the bathroom.

"Uh... Parker? What the hell are you doing in the men's room?"

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Editing, what's it look like?" she says, heading for the door. "Don't you guys have anything better to do?"

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"Well I have pressing matter at this current moment, but I'm not going until you leave!"

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Chill, Blank, I'm not here to witness anything." She walked around him "God, has this place *ever* been cleaned?"

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty is bouncing around a little.

"Uh, Parker? Really. You gotta leave."

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"I'm gone!" she calls as the door slams behind her.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Parker loves to be called Maureen Parkie

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Graffiti is a crime! Stop it or you'll face... Wait, I'm actually committing this crime, aren't I? Egads! I'll just cross this out like it never happened...

There. Nobody will ever have to know.

[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

You flirt with Lily Evans and you will regret it.
Callisto can and will kick your ass.
Cameron Mitchell loves playing fetch.
Lee and John aren't like that...I think.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Noticing the Lee and John aren't like that...I think line, John adds:

Is it so wrong that two men like cooking and bondage?

He does not notice his misspelling.

[anole-x.livejournal.com]

Victor walked in to pee, but paused as he saw the paper. After he was done with his business and had washed his hands, he took a pen that someone had discarded and wrote next to the Bridge comment:

Yeah, he is!

He was still kind of steamed that Bridge had shown Rory his giraffe, so he added at the bottom:

Rory Gilmore is a skank

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

Jake wandered in again, snorted and corrected the name, hoping like hell that Rory would never find out.

WhRorey Gilmore is a skank

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Anakin looked at the comment, and edit, about Rory and his face turned bright red. He stalked out of the bathroom, returned with the mini laser that Bridge had given him for Christmas, and slashed the words off the wall.

It wasn't a lightsaber, but it would have to do.

If he found out who had written it? Bad things.

Very bad things.

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

Giraffe is not a euphemism

[anole-x.livejournal.com]

[ooc: *whistles innocently*]

[soldtoarmenians]

Xander stopped in to use the facilities, since the 2nd floor men's room sucked because 4th floor rocks OMG seemed to be mysteriously closed for maintenance.

On the way out, he noticed the sign, and added

Xander Harris does not make puppy eyes at other guys. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Also, any requests he ever made for shooting, stuffing, and mounting have apparently been taken completely out of context.

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

Bold, very messy letters read:

Kawalsky does not like boys.

Shep is flexible and a helluva a kisser

Lana Lang is a decent kisser too, but she's taken.

Chiana is wonderful in all kinds of ways. And Ivanova gives great hugs.

CJ Cregg is a great dancer. So is Anakin. So is Chloe. Get them on the floor guys, don't just sit and look dumb.

Lee Adama is a decent cook. For things besides toast.