The stairs, from the fifth floor down, Monday after classes

[nadiathesaint]

In a brilliant cascade of colors and bounciness, several hundred rubber balls of varying sizes, from the small superbouncy balls to the large playground balls bounds cheerfully down the stairs in a omg dangerous beautiful display of . . . ballsiness ballness.

Anyone who should happen to be on the stairs was about to get a bit of a surprise if they haven't been warned by omg!traitors!

[ball attack! join the craziness! Craziness over with! Come join the ball-infused cleanupness! no, wait....]

Comments

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

"In that case, let's make it hot chocolate." He snatches a marshmellow out of the air and eats it. He then goes back to gathering up bouncy-balls and hurls them all at once, like grapeshot.

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

"Mmm, hot chocolate does sound nice. You know what? Hell with it. HOT CHOCLATE ON ME EVERYONE!" Pip calls out. He holsters this gun in one of the large pockets of his cargo pants and goes for a number of bouncy balls.

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

Shep stops in midfling and hollers over the din, "Hot chocolate on Pip!" When a few people look up at him (and down from the 5th floor), he clarifies, "I don't think he means that literally. Who's up for either Deb's or the Perk?"

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

"Unless you want it to be literal!" Pip calls out. "In which case, you have to be an attractive little mingonette for the offer to be valid!"

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

Shep just laughs and tosses a marshmellow at Pip's nose. "Here, you might need that in that case."

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Mr Neilson emerges from Shep's pocket with a mouth full of candy and scampers up the stairs.

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

"Hey!" Shep hollers after him. "The idea was that I help you, you help me. Where're you going?"

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Mr Neilson crawls out of Shep's pocket for some reason (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomhighdorms/405344.html?thread=17193312#t17193312) and scampers up the stairs. He jumps back up on Pip's shoulder, then bounces a superball of the side of Pip's head. Pointing back down to Shep in a, "he payed me to do it" kind of way.

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

Pip shakes his fist at Mr. Neilson. "CURSE YOU MONKEY! YOU BETRAYED MEEEEE! WHY MONKEY? WHYYYYYYY?"

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Mr Neilson show's Pip the candy given him by Shep.

Surely as a fellow wierdo mercenary, Pip can understand Mr Neilson's position.

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

Shep is doubled over laughing now, careful not to actually move his feet and slip. He pulls out one more candy and waves it at the monkey. He's earned it. That was good.

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Mr Neilson hops down and retrieves the candy from Shep and tips his hat. One monkey to another, it was a pretty good plan.

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

Shep holds up a hand for a high-five.

Only at this asylum school would he be high fiving a monkey for hitting a good friend in the head with a superball.

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Mr Neilson is not the kind of monkey to leave a guy hanging. He returns the high-five and holds his paw out for the down-low.

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

Shep slaps the monkey's hand and holds out his fist, thumb on top to see if the monkey would know the rest of the routine.

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Mr Neilson bumps his fist against John's and then starts flapping his arms with a look on his little monkey face that seems to say, "Can you do the bird? Can you bird it? Huh? Come on man, do the bird."

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

Deciding that he has officially lost it...

Shep starts doing the chicken with a monkey in a hall full of bouncy balls.

He'd get his head examined tomorrow.

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

Lana just watches him with a total look of bemusement on her face. And she certainly couldn't be laughing, could she?

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

The monkey may or may not have just winked at Lana.

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

Lana giggled helplessly and waved at the monkey.

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Mr Neilson waves at the pritty lady while he trys to think of other stupid things he could try and make the big doofy looking guy do.

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

Lana waited to see what else the monkey could get Shep to do.

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Mr Neilson began to pat his head and rub his belly, looking at Shep expectantly.