2nd Floor Common Room [Friday Evening]

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

Bridge is bored. He's sort of absently flipping through channels, never staying on the same program for more than thirty seconds.

For the love of all that's shiny, come make him less bored!

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[soldtoarmenians]

"Custard cream's probably my second favorite - I'm a cherry-filled man, first."

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory looked over. "Are you still talking about kissing? Because that sounds dirty."

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Cherry?" John makes a face. "Doesn't that tend to make a mess?"

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory frowned. "Dirty," she said disapprovingly.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"What?" John points at his chest. "You've never been biting down on a doughnut and had it get the custard on you before you were ready for the custard to be gone?"

[soldtoarmenians]

"I hate when that happens," Xander said. "I've stained more clothes that way..."

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Me too," John agrees. "And those stains don't come out, man. They stay forever. Permanent stains. And the next time it happens, it just adds more stains."

[soldtoarmenians]

"You didn't think the patterns on my shirts were only because I have no fashion sense, did you?"

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Lots of early custard accidents, huh?" John nods. "Been there, done that, got the stains to prove it. Ruined a good pair of pants"

[soldtoarmenians]

"Mostly advance camoflage. Buy clothes the stains won't stand out on and it's like hiding in plain sight. Nobody knows your shameful custard secrets."

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Except now I do," John says and smiles. "I am so spreading your sordid custard secrets around the school."

[upforachase.livejournal.com]

Cordy has been listening and sends a dirty look over at John.

"Ew!"

[soldtoarmenians]

Xander replays the conversation and winces. "Uh yeah. Kind of."

[upforachase.livejournal.com]

"Definitely," Cordy said firmly.

[soldtoarmenians]

"No, we're talking about doughnuts," Xander answered. "Doughnuts are not dirty. Unless you drop them on the ground because you just got hit by a water balloon." He frowned. "Or you bought them at that erotic pastry shop back home that did the weird displays with tastefully-placed maraschino cherries in their front window."

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory looked torn. "I don't know what I'd do if I had like, a dirty-looking doughnut. Would I eat it, even though it's offensive and bad? Because, yay doughnut. But also? Dirty."

[soldtoarmenians]

Xander shrugged. "If you eat it, you get to enjoy the doughnut, and destroy the evidence. I see no bad."