Second Floor Common Room - evening

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory lounged on a couch in the common room, watching The Sampsons and giggling intermittently.

Vladdie, on the other hand, was busy nosing a ball back and forth across the floor, concentrating diligently.

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[swerval_zero]

Zero walks in. Until someone looks at her, however, she will remain invisible. Stupid Logan. But she doesn't know that yet. "Ooh, Gay as Blazes! I love this show."

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"And it at least explains the soundtrack." Parker's blinking now, and not looking at Zero. "You missed the incredibly graphic bits."

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory peered through her fingers.

"Boykissy?" she asked hopefully.

[swerval_zero]

"Yes, Rory, this show has boykissing. Are you all right?"

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"Threesome. On TV. Trauma."

[swerval_zero]

Zero's eyebrow shot up. But no one saw it, of course. "Squall, you have a low trauma threshold."

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"It wasn't pretty threesome. And the soundtrack was *ugly*. The seventies were a bad idea." Parker glanced over at Zero and noted the intrigued look, then rolled her eyes. "I'm sure it will come back. It seems to like it here."

[swerval_zero]

"Oh, ew. Was it funny? Sometimes it's funny."

[soldtoarmenians]

Well, you could call that a kiss. Sort of. Lips were involved, anyway.

[soldtoarmenians]

Xander's actually kinda traumatized too. He's only seen Season 1. Season 1 was not this graphic.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

And that was when Rory's left arm fell off.

"WHAT THE - ?"

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Whoa." Parker gapes. "Rory!"

[fates_jaye]

"Zomg," says Jaye.

[upforachase.livejournal.com]

"WHOA!' Cordy yelped. "Are you okay?" Stupid question, really.

[soldtoarmenians]

Xander said that too. Only it sounded like "HOLY FUCK!"

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory shot a look at him.

"Doesn't hurt. Weird."

[swerval_zero]

And that was when Zero started shrieking hysterically.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker reached over and shook her shoulders. "Zero! BREATHE!"

Not that she didn't want to do the same thing.

[fh_jackass]

Logan looked over at Rory and paled. "Oh my god, Rory," he said, standing up.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory picked up her arm. "It doesn't hurt," she said, blinking. And she sort of poked the arm back into place. "That's...what the hell?"

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"Rory?" Bridge asked, very seriously, "is it supposed to do that?"

[dorky-broots.livejournal.com]

Broots screamed. Like a girl.

[swerval_zero]

"Oh, hey, I remember this episode!"

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Boy everything." Parker shook her head, eyes finally going back to normal. "Impressive, all things considered. Commercial now, though. What the hell happened?"

[swerval_zero]

"Oh, really? Squall. Let me know when someone gets naked."