5th floor common room: [2/23] - evening

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Once again, Pippi is here with her script for Midsummer Night's Dream.

Dispite spending much of the day listening to the Ramones, she's still got songs by Butler Fetish stuck in her head...


It's Monkey Brain Soup!
In the Cantonese cuisine
It's quite popular.

Elsewhere? Not so much.
But most Cantonese people
Will go "Yum yum yum!"

Washington DC
Those cats, they don't eat much soup
Made from Monkey's Brain!

It's Monkey Brain Soup!
In the Cantonese cuisine
It's quite popular.

The taurine is full
Tender cubes of Monkey Brain
Floating placidly

Perfectly seasoned
Monkey Brain Soup is the best.
An exotic treat!

Comments

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi blew her nose dryly in her hanky.

"Walter, I've been reading this book for the better part of an hour and it hasn't disappeared yet. Let's focus on your pasta for now."

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"That is quite odd." Walter looked down at the second, rapidly filling wastebasket. "No control yet. I don't suppose you know anyone with a huge appetite for spaghetti or someone who deserves to have their bathtub filled with it?"

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi gave it some thought.

"I don't know... I should think after a time it would be obvious who did it if you're not able to control that. Otherwise I'd say let's just fill Dewy's office with it."

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"Hm. And I'm not sure whether being annoying is enough excuse to do something so bothersome to Logan. I'll have to think on it. I will find a good use for this spaghetti. Other than filling wastebaskets."

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"He did say something to me this morning about how he enjoyed being sticky... So... Maybe he'd like it?"

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter thought about that for a microsecond before making a face and shaking his head vehemently. "Not thinking about that. No. No. No."

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"What?"

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"Um... It is a dirty mind thing?" And all Walter could think was, Please don't ask for elaboration. Please don't ask for elaboration.

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

There is a ridiculously long pause as Pippi considers asking for elaboration.

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

New subject. New subject! Yes, new subject. Now was a good time for one.

Um... "Are you getting excited about your part in the play?" he asked, waving a hand at her book.

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Oh shiny! Pippi is distracted.

"Yes, I've bee following along okay with the script. This edition has good footy notey thingings. Hippolita doesn't really have that much to do according to this script... But, I think perhaps our prodiction will deviate a bit ya know?"

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"How so? Will the queen of the Amazons be the queen of the pirates instead?" Walter could easily picture that. "I can't wait to see how it all turns out," he said quite honestly.

Shakespeare might roll in his grave, but it was destined to be unforgettable.

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Queen of the Pirates would be great!" said Pippi.

*sniff*

"What are you going to do with all that pasta?"

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"I was sort of thinking about taking it down to the duck pond. The ducks will eat it won't they?" It was hard to feel wasteful with it when there appeared to be a never-ending supply.

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"I've never known a duck to turn away anything eat-able."

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"Right." Walter nodded gravely. "They'll probably think they hit the motherlode of worms."

He shook his head at the now full trashcan and make a face at it. "I think I'll try practicing down by the ocean tomorrow. I can feed the fish spaghetti bits. I need to take Pup for a walk (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomhighdorms/481504.html?thread=22768352) before he tears my room apart."

He took the other full trashcan and the one in front of them and put them under the sink until he had time tomorrow to go feed the ducks starchy goodness.

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Okay, I'll meet you a little later. I'm going to grab Mr. Neilson."