fandomhighdorms | First Floor Men's Room, Early evening

First Floor Men's Room, Early evening

[OOC: Please ~~wait for OCD threads~~ mourn.]

"Egads, Rory, you gathered quite a group," The Tick said upon seeing the students in the hall. He was still holding the fishbowl with RT in it. He was the lone pallbearer.

"Please, come in to pay your respects," Tick said as he walked into the men's room past the sign he had put up.

The Tick walked over to a stall and poured the contents of the fishbowl into the toilet. He then began to speak.

"RT. I spent many days with her in my office. She was a constant friend. A shiny beacon of Justice in the dirty water of life. Until I changed the water. Then she was just plain shiny in clean water."

"But now she's gone. A poor little fishy life, ended by a disease nobody has heard of called 'Tuna Pox.' And I mean nobody. Not even other fish! That's rare!"

"She was an alien, not of this Earth! She told me this yesterday. She wouldn't tell me much about her homeworld, but I imagine there's a lot of water there."

"RT, I will miss you. May you live in wee fishie alien heaven forevermore."

"Does anyone else have any words they'd like to say?"

*FLUSH*

"Thank you all for paying your respects."

FISHIE DOOM!

Threaded | Flat

Gathering outside the men's room

The Tick's Speech

Other speeches

The Burial

Leaving the room

Die Here (OOC)