First Floor Men's Room, Early evening

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[OOC: Please wait for OCD threads mourn.]

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Gathering outside the men's room

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

"Egads, Rory, you gathered quite a group," The Tick said upon seeing the students in the hall. He was still holding the fishbowl with RT in it. He was the lone pallbearer.

"Please, come in to pay your respects," Tick said as he walked into the men's room past the sign he had put up.

Re: Gathering outside the men's room

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory stopped short. "Boys' bathroom," she said hesitantly.

Re: Gathering outside the men's room

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter and Pup showed up. At the men's room? For a funeral.

Right.

Walter looked up at the big blue men and went with the rote, "I'm sorry for your loss," because what was there to say to a big blue superhero about the death of his goldfish?

Pup sniffed his feet wondering if he was tasty friendly.

Re: Gathering outside the men's room

[fates_jaye]

Jaye hasn't been in the men's bathroom here. Huh.

Not that she has a reason, she just finds it weird.

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[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"Dying sucks," Bridge offered solemnly.

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[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

"I'm sorry about your fish, sir," Elizabeth said seriously

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[anole-x.livejournal.com]

Victor, seeing a crowd, walks up with his camcorder. Finally, some action!

"Hey! What's going on?"

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[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi and Mr. Neilson came down looking for Walter but found a Memorial Service instead.

"Oh dear."

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[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

Krycek trailed along behind everyone else as his mun was busy commuting while this happened.

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[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

Alanna was busy keeping a hand over Faithful's mouth.

The Tick's Speech

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

The Tick walked over to a stall and poured the contents of the fishbowl into the toilet. He then began to speak.

"RT. I spent many days with her in my office. She was a constant friend. A shiny beacon of Justice in the dirty water of life. Until I changed the water. Then she was just plain shiny in clean water."

"But now she's gone. A poor little fishy life, ended by a disease nobody has heard of called 'Tuna Pox.' And I mean nobody. Not even other fish! That's rare!"

"She was an alien, not of this Earth! She told me this yesterday. She wouldn't tell me much about her homeworld, but I imagine there's a lot of water there."

"RT, I will miss you. May you live in wee fishie alien heaven forevermore."

Re: The Tick's Speech

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"That was very moving, sir," Rory said solemnly. And mentally, she was going, WTFALIEN?

Other speeches

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

"Does anyone else have any words they'd like to say?"

Re: Other speeches

[actingltcrumpet.livejournal.com]

Sometimes the call of nature is insistent enough to drown out one's ability to read. This was certainly the case for one unsuspecting Archie Kennedy tonight, as he went barging into the first floor men's room with his hands already fumbling at his pants.

He stopped dead in his tracks when he saw the gathering, and vainly attempted to reclaim some of the dignity that had fallen along with his trousers.

"Oh, hell."

Re: Other speeches

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

/Kitty?/

Re: Other speeches

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Lockheed said a few words, but they were in Formal Dragon.

Unless any of Dream's students had studied the hell out of their vocabulary lists, he was probably the only one in the room who know what he had said.

The Burial

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

*FLUSH*

Re: The Burial

[fates_jaye]

Jaye might hum Taps very softly.

Leaving the room

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

"Thank you all for paying your respects."

Re: Leaving the room

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory led the way to the second floor common room (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomhighdorms/481898.html) for a wake.

Re: Leaving the room

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi came up to The Tick, Mr. Neilson sat on her shoulder with his hat off and held to his chest.

"I am very sorry for your loss sir."

Re: Leaving the room

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"It was a memorable service, sir. I am sure RT would be pleased." Walter wondered if there was anything sadder than a big blue superhero in mourning.

Pup sniffed the Tick's feet again and decided he didn't smell all that tasty.

Die Here (OOC)

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

FISHIE DOOM!

Re: Die Here (OOC)

[fates_jaye]

*dies*

Don't flush me.

Re: Die Here (OOC)

[soldtoarmenians]

*DED* *FLUSHED* *NOW IN HOBOKEN WITH THE GIANT MUTANT ALLIGATORS*