Second floor common room, Sunday night

[fates_jaye]

After getting back from work, Jaye stops off at her room long enough to drop her things off, then goes back to the second. Because it's the cool floor.

She takes a seat, turns on the TV, and wonders if they've still got the porn channels. Not that she wants to watch, but she figures it'd be great to freak out people passing through.

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[soldtoarmenians]

The stripper might have pulled a lariat out of... well, viewers are probably still tilting their heads and trying to figure that out ... and might now be twirling it.

Re: No, this was really meant to be a new thread.

[fates_jaye]

Well, that gets an eyebrow raise.

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[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"It's fun," Rory agreed with Jaye, tilting her head in the opposite direction.

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[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker frowned, then made a complicated little gesture with her fingers in the air, trying to work it out, then nodded. "Ahh. Nice."

She grinned. "Gosh. Whoever is doing this for us-- we thank you. From the bottom of our... whatever."

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[soldtoarmenians]

Xander hides his face in the pillow again.

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[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"Xander, I'm sorry, we're being insensitive," Rory said, coming to her senses. "Parker, Jaye, Xander doesn't want to watch some mostly naked guy, even if we do. Let's change it to something else, okay?"

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[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker's expression was a combination of "aww", outrage, and resignation. She cocked a sardonic eyebrow at Xander. "Gosh. Sorry, Xander. Do you know what happened to the remote?"

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[soldtoarmenians]

"...no?" Xander didn't venture out from behind the pillow. Neither did the tv channel change.

The cowboy was still wearing the chaps. And his hat.

Re: No, this was really meant to be a new thread.

[fates_jaye]

"This needs to never end," says Jaye.

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[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory was finding this very comforting.

"But...poor Xander. Pillow," Rory protested weakly. "Where's the remote?"

She didn't even try to look, though.

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[fates_jaye]

"Take it off!" Jaye yells at the TV.

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[soldtoarmenians]

Xander, thinking she means that something she doesn't like (which would be good, because it would be NOT A NAKED COWBOY) has come onscreen, lowers the pillow and looks.

"ACK!!!!!"

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[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"SEE?" Rory said to the girls. "He's uncomfortable! Change it! Poor Xander. And if we want nakey cowboys we have the internet, oh my God!"

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[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Wowza." Parker's voice is a little breathy on that.

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[soldtoarmenians]

"Where would you even fit a dollar bill in that?" Xander asks, then clasps his hand over his mouth. And the pillow over his face.

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[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"Single dollars are sort of insulting. This is worthy of a ten or twenty dollar bill," Rory said without thinking.

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[fates_jaye]

"Five. Make him shake it twice to get ten," Jaye comments.

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[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker started laughing. "Isn't that what you gave Cam-boy for the ass-slapping? I think this is worth more, I really do."

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[fates_jaye]

"Seven fifty and I'm not paying him anymore," she says. And blinks.

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[soldtoarmenians]

The cowboy does something with the lariat that's worth the price of a pair of Prada shoes.

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[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"Screw Harvard. My tuition goes to him," Rory said, eyes wide.

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[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker blinked. "Good... grief. That's really impressive. This guy should be in Cirque de Soleil." She whistled through her teeth in approval.

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[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker blinked, then her grin widened. "Do tell."

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[fates_jaye]

"No," Jaye says, but she's smiling.

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[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"I'll pay you?"