Email: URGENT

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

TO: Student Body
FROM: Parker
RE: Weird Powers
CC: FH Faculty

Yes, we figured out what happened. Yes, it was a spell. Yes, they screwed it up. Yes, we're going to fix it. Tomorrow. I have to find a spellcaster and a book.

And if you want to know who did it, feel free to ask me. Or Bridge. I'll be happy to tell you.

Pissed beyond belief,

Parker

Comments

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

TO: Parker
FROM: Rory Gilmore
RE: Weird Powers

Parker -

Um, do I have to be around for you to fix it? Because I'm kind of going to be gone all day tomorrow. Remember the thing I told you about?

I'll be back in the late afternoon/evening, though, for the birthday party. Will that be okay?

- R

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

TO: Rory Gilmore
FROM: Parker
RE: Weird Powers

I don't *think* so, since you weren't around when the dumbass in question pulled this stunt. Just keep your arms attached! I'll try to get it fixed before noon, but I don't want the spell wearing off when your legs are across the room!

I'll let you know if it's going to mess with the birthday party any more than it already has.

- Parker

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

To: Parker
From: Walter Dornez
Re: Weird Powers

Hell yes, I want to know who is responsible for my shooting spaghetti from my fingers.

Thanks for figuring it out. I owe you in a good way, and the responsible party in a bad way.

Walter

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

TO: Walter Domez
FROM: Parker
RE: Weird Powers

Surely. Whap Logan Echolls. It was an accident, but he's an idiot.

This will be fixed tomorrow, assuming I can get a certain book and a spellcaster with any talent lined up.

Parker

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

TO: Parker
FROM: Pippi Longstocking
RE: Weird Powers

Who?

Do you need any help like, holding anybody down?

- Pippi

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

TO: Pippi Longstocking
FROM: Parker
RE: Weird Powers

Logan Echolls.

And no, but feel free to tell him Parker says 'hi' if you need to slap him sillier.

This should be fixed by tomorrow. I'll email you guys when it's definitely over.

Thanks for your patience.

- Parker

[swerval_zero]

To: Parker
From: Hopeless-Savage, Skank Zero
RE: Weird Powers

Who was it? I've got a mallet.

-0

P.S. Back in my room now. Blair was ogling, but he gave me a paper clip.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

TO: Hopeless-Savage, Skank Zero
FROM: Parker
RE: Weird Powers

Echolls. The moron was trying some spell, and I'm betting that when I look it up, it was to give him super powers. I have to get it out of Special Collections and get one of the magic types to reverse it.

Go, Sandburg. On the paperclip, obviously. Although this gives me lots of ammo for the next time I see him.

- Parker

[demonbelthazor]

TO: Student Body
FROM: Belthazor
RE: Weird Powers

It wasn't me! This time.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

TO: Student Body
FROM: Parker
RE: Weird Powers

It wasn't me! This time.

No, it wasn't Bel. This time.

The person responsible can use that as a yardstick for future behavior. Yay.

- Parker

[sensethevisions]

To: Parker
From: Phoebe
Re: Weird Powers


Considering this whole thing has traumatized some of my nearest and dearest... who was it? I want to smack them... hard.


-Phoebe

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

TO: Phoebe
FROM: Parker
RE: Weird Powers

Logan Echolls. He did a spell last week and royally screwed it up. To be fair, he didn't know he was responsible for all this mess, but considering it was something he probably shouldn't have been trying, I still am in favor of shaking him 'til his teeth rattle.

- Parker

[fates_jaye]

To: Parker
From: Jaye Tyler
Re: Weird Powers

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I WANT TO BE ABLE TO DANCE ON THE CEILING WITH THE VAMPIRE PUPPY AGAIN!!!!

>:(

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

To: Jaye Tyler
From: Parker
Re: Weird Powers

Better get your dancing in early, Jaye. Molly's lost her powers, Lana and Vala are going nuts from weird tasting disorders, Chloe's got something she won't even tell me about-- we're not putting this off longer than we have to.

Blame Logan for giving you a shiny toy, then leaving us to clean up the mess.

- Parker

[janet_fraiser]

TO: Parker
FROM: Fraiser, Janet
RE: Weird Powers

Tell me who I need to kill and why. All the details. Library today?

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

TO: Fraiser, Janet
FROM: Parker
RE: Weird Powers

Logan Echolls. Criminal stupidity. And yeah, I need to be there anyway.

- Parker

[romanywitch]

TO: Parker
FROM: Ms. Calendar
RE: Weird Powers

Anything I can do to help?

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

TO: Ms. Calendar
FROM: Parker
RE: Weird Powers

Yes, please! Logan Echolls cast a spell early last week, from one of the books in Special Collections. I'm going to get Principal Washburn's permission to pull the library record and find which one. I'm really hoping it has a reversal spell attached to it, but if it doesn't, we'll probably have to improvise something. Either way, we'll need someone to cast the spell, and I'd trust you more than any of the students here.

If you can stop by the library when you have some time? I'll be there between first and third.

Thanks!

- Parker

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

TO: Parker
FROM: Cameron Mitchell
RE: Weird Powers

Who did it?

Uh, I'm hoping here that my sight has something to do with this because I'm not going to work in that brothel if this is the first step to becoming monochrome.

-Cam

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

TO: Cameron Mitchell
FROM: Parker
RE: Weird Powers

Logan Echolls. Veronica has first crack at him. The line forms to the left after her.

And I'm sure Jarod is relieved he won't have any competition for the receptionist's job.

- Parker

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

To: Parker
From: Lana Lang
Re: Weird Powers


Oh thank GOD! Is there anything I need to do or can do to help??? At this point as long as it stops I don't care who did it, but tell me anyway as Shep plans to beat the hell out of them as I may care later - once I've actually managed to *eat* something! And kiss my boyfriend senseless!

Thank you so much for helping to figure this out!

Lana

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

TO: Lana Lang
FROM: Parker
RE: Weird Powers

No, just be ready to hopefully eat again by about noon. We appreciate the thought, but it's under control right now. And you can thank or curse Logan Echolls, who did not do it deliberately, but is still a screw-up.

*salutes* I-Club and I accept the thanks, and are just glad it's over.

- Parker

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

TO: Parker
FROM: Pip
RE: Weid Powers

I don't suppose there's any way you could let me know now so I can kick his or her ass while I can still make it glittery?

Pip

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

TO: Pip Bernadette
FROM: Parker
RE: Weird Powers

Logan Echolls. And get in line, his girlfriend's got first dibs and there's about ten people ahead of you. The glitter should be gone by noon at the latest, though.

- Parker

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

To: Parker
From: Isabel Evans
Re: Weird Powers

Just tell me who....

Isabel

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

TO: Isabel Evans
FROM: Parker
RE: Weird Powers

Echolls, Logan. Maybe you could arrange for his door-lock to have a little accident? I hear he *loves* sleeping in the Common Room. God knows Veronica probably won't be letting him sleep in hers.

Parker

[mycanonhatesme]

To: Parker
From: Chloe Sullivan
Re: Weird Powers

Oh, tell me who I get to beat the crap out of. Please?

--Chloe

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

To: Chloe Sullivan
FROM: Parker
Re: Weird Powers

Your roomie's boyfriend, Echolls. He was trying some spell, biffed it, and had no idea he was responsible. He was damn less than helpful when we told him, though. Jackass.

I'm thinking of setting up a popcorn booth for his birthday party, and all the smackings he has coming.

- Parker

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

Veronica got the email from Parker when she got back to her room Friday morning.

She immediately sent a reply.

To: Parker
From: Veronica
RE: Weird Powers

Who was it? I'd like to douse them with NyQuil.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker shook her head before she sent her reply.

To: Veronica
From: Parker
RE: Weird Powers

Sorry, Veronica. Logan has many fine qualities I'm sure-- or so Rory keeps telling me-- but good judgment remains far, far beyond him. He was trying a spell, screwed it up, and had no idea he was responsible for all this. But he was completely blowing it off when I told him last night. The least he could've done was tell me what book and what spell he used to pull this off.

Kick him ass! Then get ready for the other 20 people who want a piece of him.

- Parker

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

John sent back a response, his ears fluttering slightly.

To:PARKER
Re: Re:Weird Powers

Okay, who the FUCK did this?

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

TO: John Connor
FROM: Parker
RE: RE: Weird Powers

Logan Echolls. Wish him happy birthday and spank him when you see him. It was an accident, but he's still a moron.

- Parker