Somewhere on the fourth floor

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

Peter was wandering around the hallways. In just a towel. Before he got into the shower he was sure he knew his room number. But after singing all of the Grease soundtrack it seems to have slipped his mind. "Hahaha. Grease. Slipped." he says, laughing at his own pun.

He didn't seem to mind at all that he was half naked in public. Then again, Peter didn't have any qualms over public nudity.

Comments

[fates_jaye]

Jaye's coming out of her room when she notices the towel-clad guy in the hallway. And then she's stuck standing there. Staring. Because omgwtf.

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

Peter notices Jaye staring at him. He puts on what he considers a dashing smile and extends his still wet hand to Jaye. "Hi there. I'm Peter Griffin and I forgot my room number."

[fates_jaye]

Jaye's not taking the hand of the nearly naked guy, sorry. "Are you on this floor?" she asks. Averting her eyes.

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

"Oh jeez, I hope so." Peter says, taking back his hand and resting it on his gut. "I'm pretty sure I'm on this floor. I don't remember going up or down any stairs. I would have remembered being winded."

"I'm not much for physical exercise." admits Peter, as if it wasn't obvious from his huge stomach and his numerous chins.

[fates_jaye]

"I'm... shocked."

Right. Find his room, where hopefully there are clothes. Not that she's going in there. "Do you know who you're rooming with?"

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

"Oh yeah, his name is Ranma. He's about yay big-" Peter took his hand off his towel to demonstrate how tall his roommate is. This turned out to be a mistake since the towel wasn't meant to be around someone who is around 300 280 pounds. It immediately fell to the floor and Peter was exposed to the world.

"Oh...oh god, I'm naked, aren't I?" he asked, squeezing his eyes shut. If he had them opened he would have noticed that earlier he had wrote the number "421" on his leg so he wouldn't forget which room was his room.

[fates_jaye]

Jaye covers her eyes. "OMGWTFPUTTHATBACKON!"

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

Peter picked up the towel quickly and covered up his...bits. He then noticed his leg. "Oh what do you know? I out smarted myself!" he says, proudly. "421! You should really come and visit sometime."

[fates_jaye]

Still covering her eyes, she says, "Yeah. Sure. I'll... get right on that."

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

"Well, thanks for being such a big help uh...?" Peter never missed an opportunity to chat up a cute girl.

[fates_jaye]

Jaye struggles to come up with a fake name.

"Jaye," she blurts out.

Well, dammit.

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

"Ohhhhhh." said Peter, his eyes getting bigger. "You're the crazy purse talker. Peter told me about you."

"If it makes you feel any better I do the same thing when I'm drunk." he says. "Except I'm usually talking to the grandfather clock in my parent's living room. And I confuse it for Raquel Welch."

[fates_jaye]

"I do not talk to my purse!" says Jaye. "And the princess lies like a lying thing that lies."

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

"Hey, it's nothing to be ashamed of. We all have our weird little quirks. Mine's being able to eat almost any food through my nose, yours is talking to things that can't talk back." he says. "I'm not going to hold it against you."

"That is unless your purse tells you to do things to impress Jodie Foster. Then I might have to hold it against you." he says "Cause I am no fan of Jodie Foster. Tom Selleck on the other hand..."

[fates_jaye]

"It hasn't yet," she says. "...Go put clothes on."

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

Peter looks down. "Oh! Right! Sometimes I forget." he says "It was nice meeting you. Hope to do it again sometime!"

He turns to go to his room but he hasn't wrapped his towel around him. So if Jaye was looking she'd probably get a view of Peter's ass.

[fates_jaye]

Jaye makes an "EEP" sound and totally flees.