ext_185890 ([identity profile] cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhighdorms2006-06-03 11:28 am

Gym, Saturday Morning

Pip yawned a little as he went through a stretching routine and waited for Engligh Peter to show up. The Luau had been fun last night, but he had a feeling some people were probably nursing Hangovers of Doom right about now.


[[OOC: Pip's here to teach English Peter, but it's not like I can physically stop you from using the gym, I suppose.]]

[identity profile] joxertehmighty.livejournal.com 2006-06-04 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
"Me? Scared?" Joxer stood tall. "What's there to be scared of?"

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2006-06-04 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, I can think of a few things," Callisto said. "But don't worry, I'll go easy on you."

[identity profile] joxertehmighty.livejournal.com 2006-06-04 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
Joxer laughed, in a way that was very nervous but he tried to pass off as cocky. "You want me to tie an arm behind my back?"

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2006-06-04 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
"Please, this'll be little enough challenge as is."

[identity profile] joxertehmighty.livejournal.com 2006-06-04 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
"Hey now," Joxer said, getting his sword up into ready position. "I've trained all my life to be a great warrior, so I'm deadlier than I look."

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2006-06-04 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
"And I've spent the last seven years actually killing people so I'm kinda good at gauging deadliness."

Callisto aimed an overhead blow at Joxer.

[identity profile] joxertehmighty.livejournal.com 2006-06-04 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
Well, Joxer's not dumb enough to just stand there and take it. So he sidesteps. Just enough to take the blow right on top of the head.

He blinked and made a face. "Hey, I wasn't ready."

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2006-06-04 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Callisto swung at his knees before replying. "A 'great warrior' is always ready."

[identity profile] joxertehmighty.livejournal.com 2006-06-04 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
Joxer took the wooden sword right against his kneecaps with a hard crack.

He grimaced and swung his sword wildly. "I was just taken by surprise, that's all."

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2006-06-04 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
"Surprise? You got more warning that most people do." Callisto parried the swung effortlessly and aimed a jab at Joxer's midsection.

[identity profile] joxertehmighty.livejournal.com 2006-06-04 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Joxer actually manages to jump back out of the way of the jab. He points and laughs. "Ha! You missed!"

Of course, the thing is, he's now left himself wide open again.

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2006-06-04 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
And unless Joxer dodged, the flat of Callisto's sword was going to make contact with his butt any second now.

[identity profile] joxertehmighty.livejournal.com 2006-06-04 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Joxer jumped up when the sword connected with his rear, which promptly caused him to fall on his back.

"Ow."

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2006-06-04 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
Callisto went to tap his hubcap chestplate with the tip of her sword. "You're dead."

[identity profile] joxertehmighty.livejournal.com 2006-06-04 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Joxer grumbled. "I guess I am," he said. He rubbed his forehead. "You got some nice moves. And a whole lot of luck."

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2006-06-04 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
Cue more eyerolling. "Luck has nothing to do with it."

[identity profile] joxertehmighty.livejournal.com 2006-06-04 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm just saying, catch me on a good day, and our roles would easily be reversed," Joxer said. "But hey, this doesn't mean we can't be friends, right?"

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2006-06-04 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
Callisto raised an eyebrow. "You couldn't take me on your best day."

[identity profile] joxertehmighty.livejournal.com 2006-06-04 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
"Could to," Joxer said. He rolled over and got to his feet. "But if you want to keep thinking otherwise, well, I guess I won't stop you."

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2006-06-04 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
"Once again you confuse thinking with knowing."

[identity profile] joxertehmighty.livejournal.com 2006-06-04 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Joxer frowned. "Don't see anyone calling you Callisto the Mighty," he grumbled.

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2006-06-04 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
"If you need a nickname to confirm your place in the world, you haven't got one."

[identity profile] joxertehmighty.livejournal.com 2006-06-04 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Joxer put his practice sword back where it belonged. He just walked out of the gym, rubbing his head and in some desperate need of some ice on his knees.