ext_31287 ([identity profile] saltandammo.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhighdorms2006-06-23 03:30 pm

Third Floor Common Room - Friday Afternoon

Dean led the way into the Common Room with the bags of supplies he and Alec had handwavily bought in town.

"So," Dean said, putting the bags down on the kitchen counter. "Ready for your next lesson in junk food appreciation?"


[ooc: open for all your common room needs]

[identity profile] x5-alec.livejournal.com 2006-06-23 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
"Dean doesn't have super-strength," Alec said, frowning.

[identity profile] 1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com 2006-06-23 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well, no," Buffy allowed. "But I'm not going to kick your ass to increase your cheerfulity. Unless that would work."

[identity profile] x5-alec.livejournal.com 2006-06-23 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"No," he said firmly. "But Dean's seems to think I'm almost family or something and I'm pretty sure he wouldn't actually hurt me. You might. Maybe." Alec eyed her again, cautious and wary.

[identity profile] 1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com 2006-06-23 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Buffy blinked at him. "Not unless you're suddenly an evil mummy or a vampire. I'm not allowed to hurt humans. Not even kitty humans," she added to reassure him, since he seemed to be honestly worried. "Well, not kill them, definitely. Oh! Maybe if you went evil, like, all on your own. But you're not going to be evil, are you?"

[identity profile] x5-alec.livejournal.com 2006-06-23 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"No," he assured her, relaxing. A grin followed quickly, giving Buffy a mischievous look. "I could probably drop you in a full-on fight anyway."

[identity profile] 1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com 2006-06-23 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"You could not!" Buffy protested, smacking at him with her magazine. Her eyes were lit up, though, and she looked pleased. "I'd totally stake you." She demonstrated her excellent staking technique. "If you were evil and stuff, which you're not."

[identity profile] x5-alec.livejournal.com 2006-06-23 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Alec's eyes widened and his grin was suspiciously close to a leer very suddenly. "You can stake me any time."

[identity profile] 1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com 2006-06-23 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Buffy shook her head. "I thought the point was that I wasn't gonna stake you?"

[identity profile] x5-alec.livejournal.com 2006-06-23 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Alec arched an eyebrow and repeated the motion she'd been making.

[identity profile] 1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com 2006-06-23 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Buffy watched him, confused. Staking people... Hand up and down... Hand in a loose fist...

After a long moment, she got it and flushed bright red. "Oh!"

[identity profile] x5-alec.livejournal.com 2006-06-23 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Alec grinned again, snickering. "Anytime, Buffy."

[identity profile] 1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com 2006-06-23 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
She tried to hide behind her magazine, still blushing. "You're such a ho. That was not dirty, oh my god!"

[identity profile] x5-alec.livejournal.com 2006-06-23 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
"And you're a total tease," he shot back, snickering. "So I guess we're even."

[identity profile] 1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com 2006-06-23 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"I am not!" she protested, from behind Cosmo. The headlines? Would be very readble to Alec. "It's not my fault you have a dirty mind!"

[identity profile] x5-alec.livejournal.com 2006-06-23 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well, I'm not the one looking to make my sex life better," he admitted, smirking.

[identity profile] 1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com 2006-06-23 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Buffy lowered the magazine and stared at him. "Huh?" She didn't even have a sex life. Not that she was going to share that with Alec the ho.

[identity profile] x5-alec.livejournal.com 2006-06-24 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
Alec pointed at her magazine, cocking an eyebrow once more.