4th Floor Common Room, Evening

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Isabel sat on the counch watching March of the Penguins hoping a movie about Antartica would help her not think about how hot it was. It wasn't working.

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[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

"You'd better be buried indoors or wait until it cools down, then, buddy," Peter said.

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

"But see, I'm dying of heat," Greg pointed out. "Maybe I'll just melt, and you can put down little pans and then pour my essence into ice cube trays and put toothpicks in them and then people can have Gregsicles."

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

"You want us to become cannibals?" Peter asked.

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

"I didn't say you had to eat them. You could just keep them in your fridges. Everyone could have a little Gregpop. It would be very touching and sweet."

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

"And creepy," Peter said.

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

"See? Perfect for Fandom," Greg said.

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

"If you make die, no piece of you is going to live in the mini-fridge in our room, sorry," Peter said.

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

"Not even a tiny Greg icecube?" Greg asked sadly.

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

"No, it's too creepy for me," Peter said. "Also, there's the risk that you might end up in some soda. I can't chance that."

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

"I wonder what would happen with that. Do you think you'd have a sudden urge to style your hair in an awesome way and torment Anakin?" Greg wondered.

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

"I think I'd feel slightly sick after failing to digest the hair products," Peter said.

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

"But they smell like fruit!" Greg said. "Maybe they taste that way, too."

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

"I'd rather not test that theory, especially with bits of you mixed in," Peter said.

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

"Fair point. I mean, I'd rather not melt, but I don't choose how things turn out," Greg said.

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

"You're an odd bird, Greg," Peter said.

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

"I'm not a birdie, but thank you otherwise," Greg replied.

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

"You're welcome," Peter said, nodding.