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First Floor Lobby, All Day Saturday

Seely was a woeful wee puppet man as he sat in the lobby with a poster almost the same height as him.

He also had cookies.

[ooc: OCD ~~coming~~ up. Open to all! And royalty is meant in the absolute loosest sense possible. Seriously, if even someone just called your character a prince or princess once as a joke, Seely wants to kiss them, ~~I'm~~ he's that ~~mean~~ desperate.

~~ooc2: Crashing. Seely will respond to any pings after I wake up.~~

ooc3: Seely now be a wee plush newt. Feel free to mock the poor lad.]

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"Mr. Doesn't-Repsect-Personal-Space," Willow replied.

"Haven't you don't enough to me already? Leaving me with hair like this?"

"You're not on fire," Willow pointed out.

"Fire would be better than to live forever as a puppet," Seely sighed. "Unable to eat, to look others in the eye, and given that my nose comes off, I'm not even going to experiment with other body parts."

"Did you try talking to the chef about the food thing?" Willow asked.

"I haven't eaten since Tuesday and I'm not even hungry, suffice it to say there isn't a food thing to talk about."

In other words, no, he hadn't.

"Have you tried not making girls wonder if their sweaters have suddenly developed a life of their own? Which, admittedly, at this school is possible."

"Hey, I wasn't trying to do that!"

"So it was an accident?"

"Yeah," Seely replied. "I mean, not that I wouldn't want to touch those, I just wasn't trying to at that particular point in time."

"You realize this will not happan at any point in time, right?" Willow said, giving him a Look.

"Your mouth says no, but your eyes..." Then, because he clearly hadn't displayed enough diconnect from reality today. "So, you were part of the Homecoming Court, right?"

"Yep," Willow said.

"So that would make you a princess?" Seely tried casually drumming his fingers on the sign. Since it was the same size as him, this didn't really work.

"It would indeed," Willow said. Then, because she really felt that royalty needed to adopt this policy, she added, "With crowns for all occasions."

"You'd look good in a crown," Seely replied. "So, crazy thing, Parker thinks she knows how to cure this puppet thing."

"Does she now."

"Yeah, kiss from a princess, and all that guff," Seely said. "Just need to find a princess."

"Huh," Willow said, thoughtfully. "Seems to me you need to find two things."

"Two things?"

"Not just a princess," Willow explained, "but a princess willing to put her lips on you. For the record I believe the second will prove to be the harder challenge."

"C'mon, not even to help your fellow man?"

"Currently you're more of a puppet," Willow pointed out.

"Help out your fellow puppet, then."

"I'm not made of felt."

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