Fifth Floor Common Room, Tuesday Evening

[demonbelthazor]

After picking up Marie at the clinic, Bel flopped on the common room couch and idly flipped through the channels on the TV until he landed on what appeared to be a soft-core porn movie. Starring a chick who looked remarkably like Phoebe. And it was all about vampires. And lesbians.

Life was good.

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[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Anders came down the hall from Marie and Willow's room (http://touchablemarie.livejournal.com/11912.html?thread=264584#t274824) and stuck his head into the common room. "Anyone seen my Pyramid ball?"

[demonbelthazor]

Bel's attention was firmly (so to speak) on the TV. "Huh? What?"

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

"I said, you haven't seen my --" Anders's gaze landed on the TV. "What the hell are you watching?"

[demonbelthazor]

"Uh, some movie that's on for Halloween or something," Bel said. "Something about vampires."

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

"My ass it's about vampires," snorted Anders. "That is so not a bloodsucking kind of neck bite."

[demonbelthazor]

"And that's not exactly her neck," Bel pointed out. He peered at the remote, wishing it had a zoom function.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

Cally came into the common room, was about to say something, saw what was on the TV, and wordlessly joined Bel on the couch, smiling.

[demonbelthazor]

Bel scooted over to make room. "This movie's...cool."

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

Cally nodded. "You know, I don't even think you need to fill me in on the plot."

[demonbelthazor]

"I'm not sure it really does have a plot," Bel said, tilting his head at the screen. "Um, there's a girl, and a vampire, and, um, lesbians!"

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

"Okay, is it just me, or does the main character look kinda like Phoebe?" Cally said, tilting her head.

[demonbelthazor]

"Yeah, she does," Bel said. "But Phoebe has this cute little birthmark on her...whoa, can they do that on TV?"

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia wandered in with her laptop, attempting to type one handed as she went. She wasn't trying NHS this time. She'd learned her lesson.

"Hey,"

[demonbelthazor]

"Hey," Bel said, attention still totally on the TV.

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia hadn't looked at the TV yet. She was nearly into a computer that just might have information for Walter.

"How's it going?"

[demonbelthazor]

"Much better than -- whoa -- this past weekend," Bel said. "You?"

[nadiathesaint]

"Had better months," Nadia glanced up at the TV, did a triple take, then proceeded to stare. "Woah."

[demonbelthazor]

"Yeah," Bel said. "She's very very bendy."

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

Somewhere in town, Wilson had the strangest sensation he should stock up on the special Bel Band Aids (http://www.drugstore.com/products/prod.asp?pid=75862&catid=9584&trx=GFI-0-PLP&trxp1=9584&trxp2=75862&trxp3=1&trxp4=1&btrx=BUY-GFI-0-PLP).

[demonbelthazor]

[Hee!]

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

"Hey," Pip said, poking his head in. "What's on?"

[demonbelthazor]

"Vampires," Bel said solemnly. "And lesbians."

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

"The greatest of all entertainments. Are the vamipres lesbians, or are they hunting lesbians?"

[demonbelthazor]

Wait, there was plot? Bel tried to think. "Umm, there's a vampire who wants the female lead to be a vampire with him, but first he's making her a lesbian or something. It's very strange."

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

"Oh. There's actually a plot? I thought it was like... I dunno, really soft core gothic porn."