The roof, Thursday night

[nadiathesaint]

It had taken a handwavey journey, but Nadia got her hands on the proper brownies for Parker, and was sitting on the edge of the roof nibbling on her first one while waiting for the other girl to show up.

Somehow, of all the people she thought she might have to do this ritual for, Parker had never been on the list of possibilities. Just went to show, you never knew what would happen.

[ooc: for Parker, mostly, but it's the roof. Can't stop you from showing up.]

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[nadiathesaint]

Nadia giggled as well. "Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude."

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker couldn't breathe for giggling now, making little hic hee noises as she tried to stop.

Eventually, she wound down like toy losing its wind-up energy, and seriously said, "Dude. These. Are great brownies. Chocolatey. And nice." She popped another piece in her mouth, chewed, then pointed at Nadia. "You're the Man."

[nadiathesaint]

"No, that's my mom. But then Blair would have to damn me!"

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Oh, noooooooooooooooooooo." Parker shook her head again, hair flying everywhere. "No damning! Everything is too cool to damn. Lookit the starssss." She pointed upward. "Cool."

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia leaned back to look. "Actually big and very hot."

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"But far, far, far away. Like..." Munching slowing down as Parker thought. "Hollywood stars. Hot. But far away. So cool. Like Johnny Depp." She paused. "Mmm. Johnny Depp."

[nadiathesaint]

"Ooooo, yeah. Or-or, that guy who plays the friend on AKA."

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker pouted. "Not the drippy blond friend, right? The cute friend with the yo-yo? And the smile?" She grinned, and ate another brownie quarter. "And mmmm. Voice. I like voices. He speaks French."

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia giggled. "Not as well as Perth does. But, yeah. Him."

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Mmmmm. Yes. He's big and warm and funny and I bet he's an animal in bed." Parker made more happy hummy noises, then took another brownie. "Yay."

[nadiathesaint]

"Like a really big teddy bear. Only not furry. Which is good. Because those are creepy."

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Do not harsh my happy place with grossness and creeeeeeepiness. Who else gets invited to the happy place?" Parker licked chocolate off her fingers, then swayed a little as she thought. "That guy, that guy... in charge. On AKA. He's not bad for an old guy." She paused. "Ohhh, and hey. The Wraithmist guy. Yummmmm."

[nadiathesaint]

"Spy Pappy? Yes. He is cute. Oooo. I like the guy from Wendy the Werewolf Stalker! Not Thorn, though he's hot for a werewolf. The doofy one."

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker giggled until she hiccuped again, nodding vehemently. "He has niiiice shoulders. And smiiile. And haaands. God, nice hands, are like, are like..." She paused to chew a brownie, trying to think of what they were like, and finally said, "Mini-hugs. With more sexy."

Apropos of nothing, she said, "I miss Xander. He'd like this chocolate."

[nadiathesaint]

"Yeah, he did. You haven't heard anything either?"

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Can't," Parker said, shaking her head, then frowned. "You didn't know? Nobody's said? Gah. Years. He's stuck at his home for years and years. S'why I call his phone." She sighed, and took another bite of brownie. "Bridge said it would work out. But still. Still." She pouted, and added, "I could've had sex with Xander. Maybe. Almost. Okay, not really...."

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia hadn't heard, no. But it made sense. Same thing had happened to her, only on a smaller scale. "I toooooooooooooooootally tried to get into his pants when I first got here."

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"You did?" Parker asked, delighted. "Oh, awesomenessssss. Heeee. He's a sweetie, hunh? We so totally exceptionally awesomely gotta tell him, when he picks up his phone mails. When we're all graduated and stufffff."

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia nodded. "It didn't work, though. And I'm glad it didn't. Then he might not'a ended up with Bridge. And that was too cute for words."

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker nodded like a bobble-head doll. "Bridge is a verrry good kisser, too. Spin the Bottle, I found out that." She sighed. "Sad. No emo!" She yelled it off the roof. "But yay happy-that-was. Yay. So yes." She picked up another brownie, then solemnly toasted Nadia with it. "To good kissers."

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia lifted her brownie in return. "To good kissers. I'm a very good kisser."

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"So'm I. To us!" Parker took a huuuuge bite of her brownie, and happily mmmm'd in enjoyment.

[nadiathesaint]

"Mmmmmmhmmmmmmmm."

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Dude." Parker looked sadly at the plate. "We're out of brownies. I'm all warm and happy, but they're gone."

She didn't even realize she'd seriously called Nadia dude there.

[nadiathesaint]

"Yeah, that happens. But I could make more, later,"