Fourth floor common room, Sunday morning

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Dean was in the kitchen making breakfast for whoever happened by as he occasionally was wont to do. Hunter was with him, stalking across the back of the sofa and sniffing curiously inbetween the cushions. The tv, thankfully had been dispossessed of whatever weirdness that had had it playing pirate porn the night before and Dean had it tuned to nothing more provocative than some music videos.

All in all it was a fairly cheerful morning.

[OOC: free breakfast for any who wants it.]

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[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

"What?" Alec was ready with a slight pout, but was willing to believe something else happened that he'd be interested in hearing.

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Sammy pissed off the gods of television or lust or something and ended up with the tv showing pirate porn that he couldn't turn off." Dean paused. "Pretty creative pirate porn too from what I saw." He grinned wickedly. "I think my brother broke a new record for flailing."

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

Alec wrinkled his nose. "Yeah, I caught the radio last night and pieced together Willow's babbling. How did I manage to miss that?"

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Dunno," Dean said cheerfully. "Bad porn radar?"

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

Alec sniffed. "Hope you guys made fun of him for me then," he said petulantly.

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Hey, it's my duty as big brother to tease Sammy when he gets into these kind of situations," Dean said. He pulled a plate out. "Want some food?"

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

"Sure," Alec said, perking up a little. "And next time, call me or something, okay? I hate to miss when things get interesting around here."

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Interesting is definitely one word for it," Dean said, dishing up eggs and bacon onto a plate for Alec. "Oh, and speaking of interesting, I told Buffy about us. I thought her eyes were going to pop right out of her head."

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

"Yeah?" Alec grinned as he took the plate, breathing in the smell of it hungrily. "In a good way?"

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"In a 'I think I broke her brain' way," Dean said with a grin. "If there hadn't been porn playig I think her yelling 'You and Alec are having sex?!' at the top of her lungs might've garnered a little more attention from the crowd."

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

Alec stifled a snicker as he chewed a piece of bacon. "Man, now I'm really sad I missed it all."

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"She also wanted to know if you and I watched porn together a lot. And then kinda asked for details about our sex life, though she took that back before I could answer."

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

"She did?" Alec shook his head, bemused. "Dude, why would we watch porn together?"

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"The whole being teenage boys thing I guess. Not that I'm adverse to watching porn as I am a teenage boy and not uptight like Sammy, but have to admit, it's a lot more fun doing than just watching."

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

"Way more," Alec said, nodding. He gave Dean a curious look as he ate more of his breakfast, finally speaking up. "So have you seen a lot of porn?"

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Dean shrugged. "I've seen my share, I guess. Dad never really checked the motel bills and since he usually used fake credit cards, never saw those bills either, so it was easy enough to order some when he was out all night on a hunt and I was stuck looking after Sammy."

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

"Is it worth watching?" Alec looked curious, though he was mostly looking at Dean's reaction than really wondering about the porn.

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"There's worse ways to spend a late night," Dean said. "Some of them can be quite... ah... inspiring. But I prefer the real thing."

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

Alec grinned broadly. "Maybe sometime you could show me some," he said. "But I'm happier doing than watching too."

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Maybe I could," Dean said, grinning and leaning in closer to Alec. "Maybe watching will lead to doing."

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

Alec's eyes flashed with something hot and dark and he chewed at his lip as he debated dragging Dean back to the Place. He had the cheerleading tryouts a little later though, so probably it was best not to push it. Instead, he reached over and grabbed Dean's shirt, pulling him into a swift, hard kiss. "Anytime, man," he said when he pulled back, grinning again.

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Don't know if I can get the porn, but how about tonight?" Dean invited, giving Alec a heated look. "After you're done watching people audition to shake their pompoms."

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

"You're on," Alec said, looking pleased.

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Dean grinned and pulled Alec to him for another hard kiss. "I'll pencil you in," he teased when he released Alec.