ext_31287 ([identity profile] saltandammo.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhighdorms2007-01-14 12:32 pm

Fourth floor common room, Sunday morning

Dean was in the kitchen making breakfast for whoever happened by as he occasionally was wont to do. Hunter was with him, stalking across the back of the sofa and sniffing curiously inbetween the cushions. The tv, thankfully had been dispossessed of whatever weirdness that had had it playing pirate porn the night before and Dean had it tuned to nothing more provocative than some music videos.

All in all it was a fairly cheerful morning.

[OOC: free breakfast for any who wants it.]

[identity profile] tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com 2007-01-14 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Luke grinned. "It depends on what species decides to pick a fight with you. Some of them will rip your arms out of their sockets, and that's just them getting warmed up."

[identity profile] morpherboy.livejournal.com 2007-01-14 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, I can see that. So what's the weirdest thing you've ever seen?"

[identity profile] tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com 2007-01-14 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
His own face staring out of Darth Vader's mask.

Not that he was going to share that.

"This planet has white milk," he said instead. "Totally bizarre."

[identity profile] morpherboy.livejournal.com 2007-01-14 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"What color is milk supposed to be?"

[identity profile] tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com 2007-01-14 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"Blue, of course," Luke said firmly.

[identity profile] morpherboy.livejournal.com 2007-01-14 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"Of course." Marco said with a perfectly straight face. "So what color are the cows then?"

[identity profile] tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com 2007-01-14 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"Milk doesn't come from cows," Luke explained. "It comes from banthas. Sometimes nerfs."

[identity profile] morpherboy.livejournal.com 2007-01-14 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well, yeah, of course, my mistake."

[identity profile] tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com 2007-01-14 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Luke raised an eyebrow. "I'm feeling like I'm being mocked."

[identity profile] morpherboy.livejournal.com 2007-01-14 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
"Why would I ever do that?" Marco totally failed at looking innocent.

[identity profile] tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com 2007-01-14 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Luke gave him a Look. "Just cut it out, okay?"

[identity profile] morpherboy.livejournal.com 2007-01-14 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"Cut what out?" Marco continued failing to look innocent.

[identity profile] tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com 2007-01-14 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Artoo rolled closer, his taser extended.

"Artoo, stop it," Luke said sharply.

"Not everyone is from your world," he said mildly. "Making fun of their traditions is a good way to get yourself hurt with people who aren't as easy-going as I am."

[identity profile] morpherboy.livejournal.com 2007-01-14 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
You'd think Marco would have learned that by now. "I'm not making fun of! I totally believe that you have blue milk, really."

[identity profile] tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com 2007-01-14 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Luke looked at Marco closely for a moment before nodding. "Good."