Second Floor Common Room, Saturday, Late Morning

[sonofdragons.livejournal.com]

Leaving a very cranky Wyatt, Tannim came out to the Common Room, put on a pot of coffee and poured a bowl of cereal.

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[swerval_zero]

Something very strange and Fandomish was going on, and Zero wasn't quite sure what it was, but that was okay, because Zero? Had a video camera.

"Oi, you," she said from behind the camcorder. "Say somethin' ridiculous an' out of character for you so I can blackmail you whenever this wears off."

[sonofdragons.livejournal.com]

Tannim blinked at her. "When what wears off?" he asked.

[swerval_zero]

Zero shrugged. "Like I'm s'poseta know? The LSD in the water, maybe."

[sonofdragons.livejournal.com]

Realization was beginning to dawn. "It's not just Wyatt that's acting weird?"

[swerval_zero]

"Not s'far as I can tell," Zero said with a shrug.

[dbiers.livejournal.com]

"Mornin', Zero!" D greeted as she looked for a coffee mug.

[swerval_zero]

"Mornin', D!" Zero said. "How are you this fine morning?"

[dbiers.livejournal.com]

"Not bad at all." D responded when she was able to get back on line. "And you?"

[smartestone]

Hermione walked up to the girl with the pretty hair and sayd "You have very prettyy hair." It wasn't as pretty as Hermoine but few hair was.

[swerval_zero]

*kills for the good of all mankind* Zero jumped back a foot and said, "Oh dear God."

[smartestone]

"no my name's Hermione," she said

[swerval_zero]

"Oh squall. You poor thing." Zero put down her camera and went to grab Hermione by the shoulders. "Hermione, listen to me. It is okay. We will fix this. I promise."

[smartestone]

Hermione laughs and it's a cheerful laugh that makes eberyone happy all the time. 'I don't need to be fixe I'm already perfct, silly," she says.

[swerval_zero]

"What? Why can't you talk right?" Zero sighed. "This is worse than I thought. It'll be okay, all right? If you're still in there somewhere, it will be okay."

[smartestone]

"I'm talking fin," she said in her american accent because she wasn't really British or whatever she was Ameriacn,

[swerval_zero]

"Yes," Zero agreed carefully. "Yes. You are talking fin." She picked the camera back up and said, "So, would you like to be in my documentary?"

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

Spider-Ham found his way over to the girl with stripes in her hair and waved. "You don't see many humans with stripes in their hair. Nice statement."

[swerval_zero]

Zero struggled to restrain her giggles and remain the impartial observer behind the camera as she asked Spider-Ham, "And who might you be? Tell us a bit about yourself."

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

"Sure thing," Spider-Ham said, hanging upside down from a web to get comfortable. "I'm your friendly neighborhood Spider-Ham. Well, not your neighborhood. My neighborhood has more anthropomorphic animals in it. I'm a superhero, I've fought Ducktor Doom several times - and I really hope he's a known villain here because it's really impressive. Oh, and the Daily Beagle lies."

[swerval_zero]

Now Zero was snickering outright. "I would never have guessed you were a superhero," she said, schooling herself into composure for a moment. "Really. The outfit is so subdued. Tell me more."

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

"Hey, Grade A superheroing isn't exactly a subtle field," Spider-Ham said. "And if you think this is bad, you should see the villains."

[swerval_zero]

Zero gave pause to glance skyward and mouth, "Thank you," to any deities that might be watching. "What about them, er, Spider-Ham?"

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

"Are you kidding? Ducktor Doom, Doctor Octopussy Cat, Magsquito? It's sad," Spider-Ham said, shaking his head. "So, what's with the camera?"

[swerval_zero]

"...Doctor Octopussy Cat," Zero said weakly. "That...sounds so dirty somehow. Um. I'm filming a documentary!"

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

"Oh, cool. What's the documentary about?" Spider-Ham asked. This girl was no Mary Jane Waterbuffalo, but she was kind of cute for a human. He didn't mind sticking around to ask some questions.