Fourth Floor Common Room, Saturday evening, shortly before bedtime

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

Somebody put a whole bunch of candy on a table in the common room.

That same somebody put up signs saying "FREE CANDY! FOURTH FLOOR COMMON ROOM!"

And then he went back to his room on the second floor, far away from any kids that would be unable to get to sleep thanks to him and his sugar.

[OOC: Jim's not here anymore. He's just mean.]

Comments

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

"Making it better." Annette definitely got a look that told her that the improvements would make the root beer much better than for the likes of someone like her.

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

"Can I try it?" She chose to ignore the look. She didn't want to kick Turtle. Not tonight.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

"No," Turtle said simply as she took a nice big swig. And did that whole satisfied, lip-smacking "Ahhhhh!" thing when she finished.

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

"I don't want it anyway." She stuck her tongue out at Turtle, although she might be totally impressed with the whole concept of candy in soda.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

"Good," Turtle countered. "'Cause then I would have had blonde stupidhead cooties in my root beer. EWWWWWW."

Because Annette was, like, the QUEEN of blonde stupidhead cootie catchers.

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

That's it! Annette dug in her pocket and pulled out a candybar and threw it at Turtle's head.

"At least I don't smell like piggy doo doo!"

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

"Awesome, Candybar!" Turtle stuck her tongue out at Annette and started to unwrap it. "Thanks, Cootie Queen!"

"An' I don't know what piggy doo doo smells like, but you obviously do because you always have your nose in it." She idly munched her yummy, delicious candybar.

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

"You are the biggest brat ever ever, Turtle Wexler." She stomped off and grabbed a can of soda, shaking it hard, then she walked back to Turtle and popped the top.

"Take that goat licker!"

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Ack! And Turtle was being sprayed with soda.

"Soda waster!" she shouted back and pounced. Forget kicking! She had said she was so gonna beat Annette up, right? Right. She tackled that cootie catching soda waster to the floor.

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

"Eeeeep! Get off me! Get off me!" Annette was flailing arms and limbs and it was sticky and slippery on the floor cause of the soda.

"Someone get her off! She's a devil child! Crap! Crap!"

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Turtle pinned Annette's shoulders to the ground. "Give me one good reason why I shouldn't punch your lights out, Annette."

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

"Cause that would be bad and I've been hurt once this week alreay Turtle." Annette's bottom lip wibbled.

"No fair! You're bigger than me!"

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

"You think that stupidface pouting is gonna let you get away with spraying me with soda? SODA WASTER!"

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

"I'm cute!" Couldn't Turtle see just how cute she was? "Who cares about the soda, piggygirl?"

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, cute like a donkey's hairy butt cute!" Turtle still wasn't getting up, glaring down at Annette, soda dripping from her nose.

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

That would be about the time Annette started crying. She was only four for crying out loud. She cried loud and hard, big fat tears streaming down into her hairline.

"Meanie, meanie, meanie!"

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

And that two year difference was the only thing keeping Turtle from kicking Annette. "Crybaby!" she said with contempt as she crawled off Annette and sneered at her.

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

Annette scrambled up on her bottom and wiped her eyes, "You're the meanest girl ever. Ever!"

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

"Don't mess with Turtle Wexler unless you can handle the heat, Hargrove. You started it."

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

Blinking, Annette's bottom lip wibbled.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

"Stop being such a baby! No one likes babies, Annette!"

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

Annette's shoulders shook and she turned around so Turtle couldn't see her crying no more.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Turtle sighed and shook her head. Stupid babies....Stupid Annette.