School grounds, Monday after workshops

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

Johnny was pissed. And he was freaking hungry. His tongue was still firmly attached to the roof of his mouth and every now and then he would have to wipe the drool that pooled in the corners.

He was sitting on the lawn, bemoaning his sad state with little mumblings that made no sense whatsoever. He should have set the old hag on fire. Dammit all.

(it be open!)

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[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

"Not for me to decide. Have to find that out yourself," River said, looking cheerful.

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

While her cheerfulness was cute, Johnny was still annoyed. He couldn't talk, he couldn't eat, and now River was wanting him to think? Come on!

I'm drooling like a baby.

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

"Drooling is not distracting enough," she replied. "What makes you forget everything around you?"

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

Johnny didn't even have to think too hard.

Hanky panky.

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

River didn't have to ask, really. She nodded. "That would relieve your current discomfort though distraction," she said.

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah. Like in a major way. Johnny just knew it. How could he think about his tongue when he was... you know.

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

River blinked at his thoughts and blushed slightly, but grinned. "Find someone to distract you," she said, getting to her feet.

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

Hey, where you going? Aren't you going to distract me?

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

"Tempting," River grinned. "I don't do that in public though. Statistic probability for one of your dates to walk past soon is fairly high. Don't need me."

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

Ah, but it would make them jealous!

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

River's grin widened. "Have no need to make them jealous. You have to be more persuasive."

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

Johnny took off his shirt.

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

River crossed her arms and eyed him, still grinning. "Better, but not enough."

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

Giving her a wicked grin, he came to his feet and started to undo his pants. What? He was totally hot.

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

River's eyes widened a little, but she held back a laugh an kept watching Johnny.

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

So she liked this, did she? Johnny decided to give her a little show and work his hips in an erotic gyrating movement that was totally meant to crack her up.

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

No longer able to stop herself, River burst out giggling, and it took her a while to stop. "You have a talent for distraction, Johnny. I like that." And then she started laughing again.

[And bedtime for me!]

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

He tried to laugh too but uh, it just didn't work to well with his tongue stuck to the roof of his mouth. He snorted instead and buttoned his pants back up, shaking his head at her.

[Night!]

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

Still smiling, River walked up to him and gave him a hug. "I believe you weren't thinking about food then."