Fifth Floor Common Room, Thursday Afternoon

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

Jeff had his films back. Jeff had his really, really awful films back. Jeff really loved his really, really awful films.

This is why Jeff was sacked out in the common room with a lot of popcorn and bottles of soda, ready and willing for another one of his spectacular bad old horror movie marathons.

Of course, he'd have to kick it off with 'The Globule'. Timeless classic.

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[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

"Wait for it," Jeff grinned, "Wait for it--"

Topless scene! He made the universal gesture for 'score'. "Excellent."

[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]

Score! "They can show that on TV?"

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

"If you watch the right films in the correct manner," Jeff said distractedly. "Of course."

[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]

"...I need to watch the right films more often," he said. "Which one is this?"

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

"I don't know," Jeff offered, taking a handful of popcorn, "I tend to fastforward through the credits 'cos nobody's naked."

[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]

"That'd be a way to get people to watch the credits," he stated. Great movie!

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

"Naked women in the credits." Jeff nodded sagely. "That's a hole in the market that should be exploited, that is."

[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]

"Oh, man, think of the ticket sales!"

An idea struck him. Not hard enough for him to be knocked out, sadly. "We should make a movie like that!"

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

Jeff sat up. Excited. "We should!" Pause. "But where would we find the requisite models?"

[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]

"We're here in a high school. With a town. If we can't find people who look good here? We can't find 'em," he pointed out.

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

"We need to ask people," Jeff decided.

[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]

"We do. Know anyone who's good at directing? Casting? Operating the camera?"

Beat. A light bulb went off over Jack's head.

"We've got the equipment at the Photo Hut!"

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

"We can get Turtle to market it!" They really couldn't. "She's very good at marketing things, and money. She can be our treasurer!" She... probably wouldn't.

[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]

"And producer or something. Wait. Maybe not. I think producers have to smoke cigars a lot." Or not. "Do you think she would?"

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

"I should ask her!"

This was not going to end well.

[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]

"Yeah! Do you need a sidekick backup? Might be better to both team up on this for her."
...not dirty.

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

"I can handle Turtle," Jeff said, with all due seriousness. "She's my girlfriend!"

[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]

"That's great!" He grinned.

"...I need to get one of those." But not a Turtle, because there was already one and it was attached to Jeff. And not a Turtle clone, because then they'd sue each other and the world would explode.