Fifth Floor Common Room, Thursday Afternoon

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

Jeff had his films back. Jeff had his really, really awful films back. Jeff really loved his really, really awful films.

This is why Jeff was sacked out in the common room with a lot of popcorn and bottles of soda, ready and willing for another one of his spectacular bad old horror movie marathons.

Of course, he'd have to kick it off with 'The Globule'. Timeless classic.

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[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

A hand appeared from out of nowhere, reaching for the popcorn.

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

Jeff sat up immediately and in a full panic. "THE NAKED GLOB MONSTERS OF SATURN ARE INVADING AND THEY WANT OUR WOMEN!"

He seemed really sincere about the fear, too.

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

And suddenly River was sittning next to him, smiling and munching on popcorn.

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

Jeff struggled to get his breathing under control. "RIVER!" he strangled-spoke on, "Sorry, I thought you were a naked glob monster from Saturn."

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

"Am not." River didn't seem at all surprised at being taken for one, though. She reached out for more popcorn.

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

Jeff nodded. "You're not nearly as naked," he offered, by ways of explanation. Then scrambled. "Not that they're preferable due to the naked! I imagine you'd look much better naked!"

[itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com]

Hoshi hadn't meant to stay, but soon she was staring at the screen. "Is this one of those funny movies?" she asked.

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

"It's 'The Globule'," Jeff declared, offended. And then looked to see who'd spoken, "...Which is not a comment on your breast size," he replied, trying to be reassuring but failing through the nervous. "Your breasts are fine."

[itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com]

Hoshi raised an eyebrow. "My breasts are so tiny that they're not even noticeable," she complained.

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

"Are they?" Jeff cocked his head from the couch with purely academic intentions. "Have you seen someone about that?"

[itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com]

"Like who?" asked Hoshi, crossing her arms over her chest.

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

"You know," Jeff said, with a truly bizarre expression on his face that was supposed to be knowing and comforting, "Someone."

[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]

Jack nodded at Hoshi. And...totally didn't stare or look awkwardly at ALL. Really.

[itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com]

Hoshi noticed the staring. "Do you have a problem?" she asked.

[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]

"I think they're nice!" he blurted out.

Totally Jeff's fault.

[itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com]

"What is with you people?" asked Hoshi.

[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]

Jack strolled in... and... yeah, that had to be Jeff saying that.

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

"Have you seen this one?" Jeff called from the couch, "It hasn't quite got the full Australia Trip, but the nudity levels are adequate."

[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]

He was just passing through, looking for someth--

"Nudity?" He vaulted over the back of a chair. "I'm in."

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

"Wait for it," Jeff grinned, "Wait for it--"

Topless scene! He made the universal gesture for 'score'. "Excellent."

[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]

Score! "They can show that on TV?"

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka slowly, quietly, snuck up behind Jeff.

Then he popped out and yelled "BREASTS!!!" really loudly.

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

"I know," Jeff grinned from the couch. "Excellent."

Sometimes, he was just really bad at being anxious. "Breasts breasts breasts," he added, encouragingly.

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka stared at him. "You will never cease to confuse me," he finally ventured.

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

"Yeah," Jeff said, earnestly, "I know." Pause. "Sorry about that."