Second floor common room, Wednesday evening

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After hearing the news about Chuck Norris congratulating Heisman Trophy winner Tim Tebow by not faxing a letter, but by staring at the letter until it faxed itself.

Clearly, he needed to have a Runner, Texas Ranger marathon in the common room. The first episode up was the one where Runner played Russian Roulette with a loaded gun... and won.

[OOC: Seriously, ESPN went nuts with Chuck Norris Facts today. It was entertaining.]

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Pam was glad not to have to look too hard to find him. Being a puppy and all, she hadn't wanted to trek up the stairs unless she had to.

She bounded into the common room and hopped up onto the couch with Jim, looking at him expectantly, as though he should know the random dog was his girlfriend.

Pam had somewhat unreasonable expectations.

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"Hey, it's a puppy," Jim said, smiling and patting the dog on the head. "Are you somebody's pet or a student?"

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Pam barked and nodded.

It was the best she could do, as puppies can't answer either/or questions.

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"Hmm. You don't speak English, do you?" Jim asked. "Do you like to watch Chuck Norris kick people? I'm having a marathon of that."

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Pam nodded, sighing a wee puppy sigh. Why did he not instantly know who she was? It was extremely frustrating.

Oooh, hey, TV.

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"If you are some random student, I apologize if this is creepy at all later on," Jim said. He continued petting the puppy. It would be weird if this ended up being Karal or something.

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Pam rolled her puppy eyes and crawled into his lap.

No one else, puppy or not, should be doing that. Maybe it would be a good hint!

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"If you're a student, I really hope you're Pam," Jim said.

He decided to give Pam a call, just in case. "Hey, Pam, it's Jim. There's a puppy in the common room and I was just thinking of you. Give me a call if your still have hands."

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Pam nodded and nodded and nodded, wagging her tail. Yes! She was Pam! Duh!

She pawed at her ear, just for emphasis.

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"Aww, you're scratching your ear," Jim said. "Ooh! Runner just kicked a guy!"

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Pam sighed. Again.

And licked his chin.

Puppy kisses! Adorable, right? And probably very girlfriend-y, so he would get it.

Also he smelled interesting. Everything did but especially people.

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"If you're a student, I really hope you're Pam," Jim said, laughing as he tried to get away from the tickly licking.

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Pam nodded emphatically.

Until she got distracted by something moving! Right in her sight line! So she jerked towards it, but it was gone!

She kept chasing it, totally confused by the weird moving brown thing.

About fifteen seconds in, she realized it was her tail and stopped.

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"You are a very silly puppy," Jim said.

He still didn't know whether or not this was Pam. He figured the puppy might follow him to his room later on if it wanted, then radio would tell him.

Because, you know, this was a dog. He didn't even know gender. He wasn't looking, just in case it was a student. That would be weird.

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Pam gave another wee puppy sigh, settling in his lap. She'd tried.