Third floor common room, Saturday afternoon

[smartestone]

After waking up this morning, Hermoine went intop the common room. She didn't like anyone because of her rebellious nature, but they all seemed to love her so she thought she should give them what they wanted until she got bored. All the girls were jealous because they wanted to be here and all the guys wanted to be with her and no one could evar tame her.

She took a seat on the sofa that wasn't worthy to be sat on, but whatever, and started flipping through channels using magic. The remote stayed on the table. She had learned new magic that meant she didn't need a wand or anything,a nd she could just do stuff. Because even if books were stupid she was just street smart.

Hermoine stopped when she got to one of the MTV channels that played music. They were playing her FAVORITE MCR song.


[Hermione Sue is back! In a different, Bitchiwitch incarnation, but she- and the typos involved- should still turn my brain into liquid. Open!]

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[practicaldevice.livejournal.com]

Anathema had been reading in her room and hadn't noticed anything weird. "Good afternoon."

[smartestone]

Hermoine was too cool to be fooled by false niseties. "For some people," she glared. She had a very good glare. It was one of her best qualities, along with her newly-discovered naturally shiny hair.

[practicaldevice.livejournal.com]

Anathema glanced over at Hermione. "All right. What's on?" She started looking around for tea.

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

The Joker--after waking up on the floor of some room he didn't recognize--was out searching for evil schemes.

Or food.

Either would do at the moment.

"Salutations!"

[smartestone]

"MCR. They're thebest band ever," Hermoine said. "They get me." Smetimes she could admit to being vulnereble.

[minnesota-teen.livejournal.com]

Amber was wandering the halls and floors. Headache gone, she thought she would continue on with her meeting new people spree.

Hearing the music, she stepped inside, and smiled, glancing at the girl sitting on the couch. "Hi!"

[smartestone]

Hermoine glanced over. SOmeone really needed to teach him how to do his makeup if he was going to pull that off. She had learned how to do makeup over the summer and now she didn't know how she ever went out without foundation, conceler, mascara, eyeshadow, liquid eyeliner, lip liner, really dark red lipstick, lip gloss, and blush Not that she needed any of it because she was naturally gorgeous but it made her gorgeouser.

"Whatever," she said.

[practicaldevice.livejournal.com]

Anathema paused in her search and tried to figure out how a band could "get" someone. "Never heard of them." She said and re-started her search, now looking for hot water.

[smartestone]

This one looked perky. She probably just didn't Get It. Hermoine rolled her eyes and said. "Britney might be on downstairs."

[smartestone]

Hermoine found this personally ofensive for some reason. "I'm a Slytherin I don't need to listen to you!" she said. That won all battles. She'd been resported into Slytherin last year after threatening the Sorting Hat till he allowed her to be resorted. Not that she needed him to be resorted because she had magic.

[minnesota-teen.livejournal.com]

"Huh?" Britney who? On the downstairs of what? Who was this girl who rolled her eyes at her?

[practicaldevice.livejournal.com]

Anathema gaped. "Back in a moment." Then she ran back to her room for her camera. Handwave, handwave, not the droids you're looking for, handwave

[practicaldevice.livejournal.com]

"Nice to meet you." Anathema said dryly, finally having a cup of tea. "And then don't. No one's making you."

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

Oooh, a surly one.

He loved the surly ones.

"I don't believe we've met," he said. "I'm the Joker."

He waited for her to recognize his name.

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

"Ah, a fan!" Joker said, laughing.

[practicaldevice.livejournal.com]

Anathema was back, camera in hand. "Something like that, yes." She said and snapped a few shots.

[smartestone]

Who did this girl think she was?? "Do you know who I am??" she asked. She was Hermoine Granger but she had a secret (but that won't be revealed until the next chapter,w hich won't happen if you don't R&R!!!!!)

[smartestone]

"Fitting," smirked Hermoine, who was very clever and witty.

[smartestone]

"Exactly," Hermoine said with another eyeroll. GOD, everyone just sucked except her.

[minnesota-teen.livejournal.com]

Great. Another Becky Leeman. Just great. Hopefully she wouldn't have to pull her hair out.

Amber just smiled and glanced over at the TV. "What are you watching?

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

"I thought so when I picked it," Joker agreed.

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

The Joker preened. "Thank you, thank you very much," he said, bowing to his invisible fans.

[smartestone]

"You mean you don't know?" Hermoine said. It just figuered. Only the cool knew who they were.

[practicaldevice.livejournal.com]

"I think I had a few classes with you?" Anathema said over the rim of her cup.

[smartestone]

"It's a stupid name," she said, wondering what he would say to her telling him like it is.