Third floor common room, Saturday morning

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After becoming possibly the first example of anyone ever actually receiving cosmic punishment for deleting a chain e-mail, Peter reached the common room, still wearing the shirt and sleep pants he woke up in. Sadly they weren't red and blue to match the icon and video but you don't always get what you want.

Peter felt so happy that he HAD to dance in what could be described as a 'gay, gay way', and he wanted to share that happiness with everyone. He continued to do this for a while, just dancing and humming the music that was in his head. He was definitely going to be hiding this afternoon after the curse wore off.

[OOC: Open as a CR, but WARNING: Watching Peter dance while he's under this curse will, in fact, make you gay. Temporarily, at least. Any characters who watch this will feel the incredible urge to kiss someone of the same gender. Once they do so, the urge will go away. You know, unless they already were gay. Or they just find that they kind of like it. Sorry guys, but Peter himself isn't up for kissing. He's too busy dancing.

Honestly, I've been waiting to do something like this for two years now. That's just sad.

ETA: Ha. The day I do something I actually get a call from a friend. Back in a few hours. Feel free to go on without me and mod Peter as continuing to dance.

Son of ETA: Back now, and going to ping in everywhere. Wheee!]

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[twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com]

Zack wandered into the common room intent on catching an episode of Bitterwoman.

Instead he found himself staring at Peter. It was quite hypnotic.

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Peter noticed that there was someone in the room now. He did a half-turn, snapped his fingers and pointed at Zack as a way of greeting him to this room of dancing joy. He followed this up with a pelvic thrust.

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Zack continued staring, feeling an odd, but not entirely unwelcome, sensation come over him.

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Peter raised his arms above his head and did a wiggle kind of thing that he would never admit to doing to anyone ever. Even compared to the rest of the dance, this was the move that would haunt his dreams.

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Zack felt...happy, quite quite happy.

We wondered if there was anyone he could share this feeling of happiness with.

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

...it was just his luck it was on the third floor.

Liir couldn't help but stare in confusion and nearly drop his laundry on the ground as he took in the-

the

the

-what was it?

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

Peter had just made Zack Addy gay. He did a little shimmy in celebration.

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It was Peter clapping his hands as he did a little jig. He was very happy that he could share his happiness with someone else.

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

It did look, er

happy.

He wasn't sure if it was some sort of epileptic seizure gone awry or madness or--





...it was sort of... nice, though. Definitely happy.

[vkandis-son.livejournal.com]

Karal walked in, heading for the kitchen to see if he could find his mug, and stopped, staring at the dancing figure.

He was trying not to, because it was quite rude, but it was fascinating. Mesmerising almost. Like a lava lamp.

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"Morning," Zack waved absently to Liir, still transfixed by Peter's dancing.

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Peter didn't feel it was rude at all. He showed this by doing a pirouette.

I can't believe I spelled "pirouette" right without checking.

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

Liir remembered him. From the day he'd gone flying that wasn't so unfortunate.

He shook off some of the trance and looked over at Zack.

"Morning."

Maybe he'd know.

"What's--"

There was a vague hand gesture.

[athosborn.livejournal.com]

Teyla decided to head downstairs, instead of staying in her own common room, to see what sort of food might be in the refrigerator. She didn't get that far though, when she came in and caught sight of Peter.

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Dick was on his way to the second floor when he spotted Peter dancing. He stared, wondering if he had been bitten by a gremlin or if he was just dancing for funsies. He tried to stop staring but somehow just couldn't.

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

While swaying forward and back, Peter did that thing where you interlock your fingers and have your arms go in a wave motion. You know what I mean.

It was his way of expressing that other people's happiness made him happy.

[vkandis-son.livejournal.com]

Karal kept edging towards the kitchen, but he couldn't take his eyes off the dancing. It was...oddly graceful. And so very joyous.

HEEEE!

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Zack wished he had his camera right now, because Peter's dancing was just that entrancing.

Not so much that it effected his feeling of happiness, though.

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"I've never seen anything quite like it," Zack said, smiling. "And I've been here a long while."

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

"All right," he said thoughtfully. His cheeks felt warm.

"I feel less ignorant then, if this isn't normal."

Then he put down his laundry and started to fold a few of the shirts again; they'd been rumpled when he'd startled.

[twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com]

"I don't think anything about Fandom can really be called normal," Zack said, watching Liir without really being aware of it. "Except maybe shirtless Fridays."

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Liir smiled.

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He looked down at his own, er, shirtlessness.

"We're supposed to do laundry on Fridays?"

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"No, we're allowed to do laundry whenever," Zack explained. "Shirtless Fridays are just when a large number of people around here go shirtless, it doesn't even always happen on Fridays. I can take off my shirt too if it makes you feel more comfortable."

Zack Addy, master of human interaction.

[itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com]

Hoshi was headed downstairs when she heard some sort of commotion in the third floor common room. She walked in and saw Peter dancing. "It's got to be a gremlin bite," she murmured, looking around for any vicious biting creatures.