Third floor common room, Saturday morning

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

After becoming possibly the first example of anyone ever actually receiving cosmic punishment for deleting a chain e-mail, Peter reached the common room, still wearing the shirt and sleep pants he woke up in. Sadly they weren't red and blue to match the icon and video but you don't always get what you want.

Peter felt so happy that he HAD to dance in what could be described as a 'gay, gay way', and he wanted to share that happiness with everyone. He continued to do this for a while, just dancing and humming the music that was in his head. He was definitely going to be hiding this afternoon after the curse wore off.

[OOC: Open as a CR, but WARNING: Watching Peter dance while he's under this curse will, in fact, make you gay. Temporarily, at least. Any characters who watch this will feel the incredible urge to kiss someone of the same gender. Once they do so, the urge will go away. You know, unless they already were gay. Or they just find that they kind of like it. Sorry guys, but Peter himself isn't up for kissing. He's too busy dancing.

Honestly, I've been waiting to do something like this for two years now. That's just sad.

ETA: Ha. The day I do something I actually get a call from a friend. Back in a few hours. Feel free to go on without me and mod Peter as continuing to dance.

Son of ETA: Back now, and going to ping in everywhere. Wheee!]

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[twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com]

Zack wandered into the common room intent on catching an episode of Bitterwoman.

Instead he found himself staring at Peter. It was quite hypnotic.

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

Peter noticed that there was someone in the room now. He did a half-turn, snapped his fingers and pointed at Zack as a way of greeting him to this room of dancing joy. He followed this up with a pelvic thrust.

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka, with his head spinning, walked up to Zack and gave him a cute little wave. "Hi," he said. "Are you still dating my sister?"

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

...it was just his luck it was on the third floor.

Liir couldn't help but stare in confusion and nearly drop his laundry on the ground as he took in the-

the

the

-what was it?

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

It was Peter clapping his hands as he did a little jig. He was very happy that he could share his happiness with someone else.

[twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com]

"Morning," Zack waved absently to Liir, still transfixed by Peter's dancing.

[vkandis-son.livejournal.com]

Karal walked in, heading for the kitchen to see if he could find his mug, and stopped, staring at the dancing figure.

He was trying not to, because it was quite rude, but it was fascinating. Mesmerising almost. Like a lava lamp.

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

Peter didn't feel it was rude at all. He showed this by doing a pirouette.

I can't believe I spelled "pirouette" right without checking.

[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]

"Do you have any clue what is going on?" Jack asked out of the corner of his mouth at the nearest person.

[athosborn.livejournal.com]

Teyla decided to head downstairs, instead of staying in her own common room, to see what sort of food might be in the refrigerator. She didn't get that far though, when she came in and caught sight of Peter.

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

Peter was now doing kind of a really really gay Mexican hat dance. With no hat. But plenty of enthusiasm. He took a moment to work a wave wave to Teyla into his motions.

[smartestone]

Ignoring the guys, Hermione wandered over, still half-watching Peter. But only half. "He's really very talented."

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

Dick was on his way to the second floor when he spotted Peter dancing. He stared, wondering if he had been bitten by a gremlin or if he was just dancing for funsies. He tried to stop staring but somehow just couldn't.

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

Peter was snapping his fingers like he was a Jet as he pranced about gleefully.

[withoutverona]

Romeo crept up near Dick, glorious Dick, beautiful Dick. "He dances well," he observed, indicating Peter.

[itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com]

Hoshi was headed downstairs when she heard some sort of commotion in the third floor common room. She walked in and saw Peter dancing. "It's got to be a gremlin bite," she murmured, looking around for any vicious biting creatures.

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

Nothing in this room bit, especially not Peter's dancing as he did a modified chicken dance.

[withoutverona]

Romeo was making one of his periodic searches of the common rooms for food he would not have to cook when he happened upon this ... dancer ... person.

At first he was watching just to laugh, but then his watching became more interested. Something about the lean physique under the pajamas had become oddly appealing.

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

Because the dancing wasn't already gay enough already, Peter started doing the YMCA arm motions. It was bound to happen eventually.

[notthehulk.livejournal.com]

"...Peter?"

Teddy was just... mesmerized now.

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

Peter acknowledged Teddy with a nod as he moved on to doing that side-step and graceful arm motion thing from the start of the icon. He was glad that he could bring joy to so many people today.

[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]

Jack was mopey. Mopey and actually out of his room and there was a guy dancing and still mopey--

--the hell??

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

Peter couldn't stand to have Jack be mopey.

So he kind of skipped around rhythmically. Skipping made people happy!

[smartestone]

Hermione hadn't meant to come down to the common room for long, but when she saw Peter dancing she had to stop. Of course any comment she normally would have made was simply forgotten about as she just had to keep watching.

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

Peter acknowledged Hermione's presence with a kind of bow thing, then he spun around a little. Happy spinning was fun!

[ashockingbitch]

Jenny wandered into the third floor common room as part of her search for people providing free food.

What? She was lazy.

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

There was no free food here. Only dancing. And, you know, gay people watching the dancing.

Peter's dancing right now approximated a cha cha.

[the_merriest]

Rikku ... stared. This was so weird.

And entrancing. And hypnotic. And ... her head hurt.

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

Not as much as Peter's head was going to hurt when he finished his one-man gay moshpit. Which he was totally doing. He did have the hair for it.

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka wandered into the common room, looking for people to talk to and things to do. "Oh, hey, what's everybody watching?" he asked, looking at the television first and not entirely paying attention to Peter.

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

Peter did a jig to answer Sokka.