The Lawns, Saturday after breakfast

[redintraining.livejournal.com]

Now that Sky, alias Uberman, had been filled with a nice breakfast of pancakes, there were important matters to take care of.

Like fighting off invisible villains.

"Ha! Gotcha with my 'splodey baseball!" he crowed, tossing a tiny plastic ball at what he imagined was the wicked Space Turkey. "And I getcha 'gain if you come back! Uberman never gives up, an' he always beats the bad guys!" He spread his arms and ran in circles, pretending to fly, his red towel "cape" fluttering behind him.

"Here comes Uberman, to save the day..."

[Open for both the wee and the normal-sized to play! ... And no, I have no idea where I pulled Space Turkey from. My nether regions, I expect.]

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[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

Liir watched the other boy.

And his head tilted.

Then he sat down, since he didn't understand the game and he thought that if he watched long enough, he might.

[redintraining.livejournal.com]

Sky ran up to Liir, grinning.

"Are you a bad guy? 'cause if you are, then... then... that's bad!"

[intraspective]

"What'cha playing?" Ino asked, looking at the cape and wondering what that was supposed to do. "Daddy says that no one ever always wins."

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

He blinked.

"I don't think so. Did I do something bad?"

This was quite distressing.

[redintraining.livejournal.com]

"I'm Uberman," said Sky, crossing his arms. "An' I do so always win, even if the bad guys win first!"

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

"Ino!" he almost tripped as he tried to run over to see her.

"Hi, Ino."

[redintraining.livejournal.com]

"Naw," said Sky. "I'm just lookin' for bad guys to fight. I'm Uberman. I have to defend Fandom in case any bad guys attack it!"

[intraspective]

"That doesn't make any sense," Ino told him, "if they've won then you can't."

[intraspective]

She clapped her hands together brightly. "Liiiiiiiiir!" Ino carolled, "Morning~! You don't have cooties, right?"

[redintraining.livejournal.com]

Sky pouted.

"It makes sense t'me. Bad guys sometimes win, but I always beat 'em up! Pow!" He swung a tiny fist, then overbalanced and fell over.

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

"Why?"

...yes, he was that kid.

[intraspective]

"You can't win and lose. That's not sense and you're punching wrong," she told him helpfully, "Daddy does it better than you."

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

He shook his head.

"I can't afford cooties," he told her firmly.

He didn't even know what they were, so it was a safe bet.

[redintraining.livejournal.com]

"Because that's what bad guys do," said Sky, nodding knowingly.

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

"Okay," he agreed before looking around.

"How do you know who's bad?"

[redintraining.livejournal.com]

"MY daddy does it just as good as your daddy prob'ly does," Sky pouted. "He's a S.P.D. Ranger, and he beats up more bad guys than Uberman ever did, even."

[im-afrog.livejournal.com]

Adam, who was still normal sized because PR cap sites were lacking in weetiny!Adam, grr!, had gotten up early and decided to get some fresh air.

He made it to the front lawns and took notice of the young boy playing. Blinking slightly, Adam wondered what Fandom was up to now.

[redintraining.livejournal.com]

Sky sat down on the ground to ponder this.

"Uhh... well, they're usually ugly. And monsters."

[intraspective]

This momentarily stymied her. You could buy cooties? Ino hadn't known that.

"That's good," she told him, "cooties are bad."

[redintraining.livejournal.com]

"Hi Adam! Do you need Uberman to beat up any bad guys?" Sky crowed, running up to him, arms still spread. He then smiled secretively. "A'course, you know I'm really Sky, but it's my civ'lan identity, so you can't tell anyone, 'kay?"

[intraspective]

Ino stuck her tongue out at him. "My Daddy's a Jounin of Konoha and he can take over people's minds to make them stop being bad! So there!"

[im-afrog.livejournal.com]

Adam grinned. He should have known Fandom was behind this. "I just might," he nodded seriously. "I promise I won't tell anyone. Your secret is safe with me."

[intraspective]

Ino snuck up behind Big Person and then, in a bright cheerful voice said, "Hiiiiii!"

[redintraining.livejournal.com]

"Wooooow," said Sky, sounding impressed.

[im-afrog.livejournal.com]

Adam hadn't expected that, so he might have jumped just a little bit. Turning around, he smiled brightly, bending down slightly so he was eye level with her. "Hi!"