Fifth Floor Common Room, Friday Afternoon

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

The common room kitchen was an intriguing locale to a Thin Mint. The counters were inhabited by the typical machinery and an abandoned bowl, complete with an enormous spoon.

Hopping onto the edge of the bowl to investigate, John was shocked to discover over a dozen tiny chocolate chip cookies taking a swim in murky waters.

"Room in there for one more?" he asked, smirking a little at his good fortune. It was well known that the people of Cookie Crisp were easy. This would barely be a challenge for him.

[ooc: John is a Thin Mint cookie. Please IM me at ltcolkirk314 before attempting to eat him!
ETA: Should anyone else want to mess with the cookie, threads must come prior to Jedi chick. *encourages fun times*]

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[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

John decided she was no threat to him or the Cookie Crisp. "Whatever," he shrugged. "I'm going for a swim. If you'd like you can shrink down and join us." Interspecies skinny dipping for the win.

[solo_sword]

"Won't you get soggy?" she wondered. "...Wait, did you just invite me to a cookie orgy?"

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

He would and he did. "We can't all be adventurous," he said, taking a leap off the spoon and splashing gently into the bowl of cookies and milk.

"Hey ladies, I'm John," he said, greeting the Cookie Crisp. John was slightly confused, he'd expected them to swarm him immediately upon his entrance.

[solo_sword]

And there it clicked. "John?" she repeated, immediately reaching into the bowl to fish out her apparently slutty Thin Mint boyfriend cookie.

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

"Hey, hands off the chocolatey coating!" he sputtered, being removed from the bowl as he didn't possess the strength necessary to wrestle himself free of her grasp.

[solo_sword]

"Tough," she said, grabbing a paper towel with her free hand in an attempt to dry him off. "You are not- I repeat, not- cheating on me with a bowl full of easy cookies. I hate this town for making me say that."

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

"Who said anything about cheating?" John asked, not believing the nerve of this big person using a paper towel on him. "I'm a free cookie! And you could at least use something in a cotton blend!"

[solo_sword]

"You're not that free a cookie!" Jaina insisted. "And you know what happens if you get soggy? You're going to crumble and fall apart and I don't want to know what that would mean for later."

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

John was horrified. "I would never crumble! We Thin Mints are strong. Sturdy even. Try and break me in half, I dare you!" He puffed himself up. He didn't think he could be broken, mostly because he'd never been broken before.

[solo_sword]

"I am not going to try and break you," she sighed. She really hoped this was going to be for the day and not the weekend. She didn't think he'd last till Sunday.

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

Just as he thought. "Great, then I'll just mosey on back toward the cabinets for a nap. I think I spied a box of Chips Ahoy in there. Care to help a guy out?"

[solo_sword]

"What are you going to do with the Chips Ahoy?" she asked, not sure she actually wanted to know.

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

He thought that was quite obvious given the word 'nap' had been used. "Get cozy in their tray since I seem to have been separated from my own. Unless you have a better suggestion?"

[solo_sword]

"Yes. My suggestion is me taking you back to your room for a nap." Where there were no other cookies to... ew. Where he couldn't get into trouble, there.

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

Oh, she was completely no fun. "No thanks, it took half the morning to get out here from there." It was a long hallway for a Thin Mint.

[solo_sword]

"How about this. You come with me, and then you don't have to waste all your time rolling around. Great. There's a party and everything."

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

"Will there be other cookies there?" He had his priorities.

[solo_sword]

"Quite possibly," she said. At least she could watch him there.

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

"Then lead the way!" Of course, she'd be waiting a while if she let him roll on his own. He had no issue with this.

[solo_sword]

"I hate this town," she muttered, tossing the paper towel as she carried him out to make a quick stop at her room before heading into town. It would sort of be like an extra present for Anakin that John was just going to hate later.