Fifth Floor Common Room, Friday Afternoon

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The common room kitchen was an intriguing locale to a Thin Mint. The counters were inhabited by the typical machinery and an abandoned bowl, complete with an enormous spoon.

Hopping onto the edge of the bowl to investigate, John was shocked to discover over a dozen tiny chocolate chip cookies taking a swim in murky waters.

"Room in there for one more?" he asked, smirking a little at his good fortune. It was well known that the people of Cookie Crisp were easy. This would barely be a challenge for him.

[ooc: John is a Thin Mint cookie. Please IM me at ltcolkirk314 before attempting to eat him!
ETA: Should anyone else want to mess with the cookie, threads must come prior to Jedi chick. *encourages fun times*]

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"Oh my god, John Sheppard?" Gavin started to laugh.

Loudly.

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John leaned against the spoon. "What's with the laughter? You never seen a Thin Mint out of his tube before?"

[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

"John Sheppard," he said, still trying to control his laughter. "You got fat."

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Appraising himself for a moment, John pouted a very powerful, if cookie, pout. "I'm just like all the other Thin Mints. Some might even say I'm thinner."

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He snorted and shook his head. "Does Jaina you're like this now?"

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"What's a Jaina?" he asked warily. "Some off-brand Oreo?"

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He snorted again and nodded. "Yeah, that's exactly what she is. Can you walk, dude?"

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"It's more of a roll," he admitted. "Why? You scope out some E.L. Fudge?"

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"I don't even know what those are," Gavin admitted. "E. L. Fudge?"

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"Creepy little cookie men. Always good for a smackdown," John informed him. "'Course, they get the ladies with their sweet, chocolate filling. Mmm."

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"Oh my god, are you talking about cookie sex?" Gavin asked, eyes wide.

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"Yes," he said slowly. "You're like a really big Trefoil, huh? Kinda dim, a little prudish?"

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"Dude, you're a cookie," Gavin said. "You can't have sex. You don't have the parts."

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"I take that back," John shook his cookie self. "You're much more like those twerp Sugar-Free Chocolate Chips. No fun whatsoever. I'll have you know the Samoas are preferential to mini marshmallow additions."

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"Do you want me to smash you?" Gavin asked. Later, he'd wonder about threatening a cookie.

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"I dare you to try! This thin chocolate coating is stronger than you might thing," John said, puffing himself up and hopping onto the counter.

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"Oh my god, that's the most adorable thing in the world," Gavin said and laughed. "You just hopped!"

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"You sound like the Samoas from my tray now," he said, a little sadly given he was lost. "They told me how adorable I was before using me for my hot, Thin Mint body."

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"You...didn't do anything with the Samoas, did you?" Gavin asked warily.

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And afraid he should be! The pause spoke volumes. "Like I said before, they had a thing for the mini marshmallow add-ons."

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Gavin winced. "Did you have cookie relations with them?"

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"It's nothing to be ashamed of!" John argued. "That soft coconut and chocolate coating is really nice on a cold night in the box."

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"But but but..." Gavin trailed off because he really couldn't tell John he had a girlfriend since he was so serious about this cookie thing. "It's not right!"

That was no good.

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"It's not wrong either," John performed the equivalent of a cookie shrug. "You'd be surprised by how bendy those Samoas can be."

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"Aren't you engaged or something?" Gavin asked, figuring he could just lie now since John was obviously insane.