Anakin Skywalker's Excruciatingly Thorough Guide to Sex Ed [Monday evening, after kiddies have gone]

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As Anakin had mentioned in the handwavy email he had sent to students' email accounts, sometimes unplanned children couldn't be blamed on a portal or Fandom weirdness.

So he was in the front of his classroom with a series of beyond thorough pamphlets on contraception, abstinence, and pictures of STDs. Artoo had been given free rein to find as many horrifying educational videos on the subject. He was rocking back and forth in giddy anticipation of scarring educating the local population.

Anakin had slapped on a sign on the door welcoming people to the seminar:

I AM TOO HOT TO BE A GREAT-GRANDFATHER

And other reasons why children should remain hypothetical for a long, LONG time

(Skywalker presence mandatory)

This should go well. Really.