Main Campfire - Thursday Evening

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Chuck was getting real tired of this whole cabin thing and was counting down the days until they moved back to the dorms. He wasn't the outdoorsy type but even sitting out here with the dirt and the bugs and the nature was better than sitting in that cabin with all those people in close quarters.

He was sitting on a blanket-covered log, roasting marshmallows in one hand and catching up on Gossip Girl with his phone in the other.

[I have my internet back early. You will now entertain me]

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"Now, now, any time is a good time for a booty call," Chuck said. "You just need to be in the right frame of mind." Like after a wake and bake, for instance.

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"You wanna try to perform your best at way too fucking early?" Hannibal asked. "Makes things tough."

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"If it's a maid then you don't have to perform your best," Chuck pointed out.

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"I bow to your superior intellect," Hannibal said after a moment. "Maid sex 101. I have so much to learn."

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"If you're ever in New York you can stay at my father's hotel. The maids there are top grade," Chuck said. He liked Hannibal and had no problem extending that invitation. "And they're into threesomes."

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"Now, there's something I haven't done in a long time," he said, eyebrows going up. "Ah, memories of my younger youth. Might need some practice and all."

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"It's just like riding a bike," Chuck joked. "You never really forget how to manage two chicks at once."

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"Yeah, but practice can be fun," he said, smiling at that. Mmm, girls. "You managed one here yet?"

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"Almost," Chuck said, squeezing his thumb and index fingers together to indicate how close he was. "Ino was up for it but Brooke wasn't feeling it."

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"Ah, Brooke," he said, nodding. "Surprising. I thought she would be. Maybe she'd prefer the two guys instead of two girls?"

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Chuck nodded. "I could see her being into that. If that were the case then I probably wouldn't have been into it that night. No amount of alcohol in the world could get me to sleep with Tino."

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Hannibal made a face and then nodded in agreement. "Yeah, I bet that guy...has an interesting home life."

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"I would not be surprised if that guy's apartment looked like it was decorated by Jeffrey Dahmer," Chuck said. "He probably collects human hair."

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"And invites those...zombies over," Hannibal added. "I'd like to think they only play board games but...yeah."

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"I'm going to have to inspect my drinks there more closely now," Chuck said. Tino was a creeper. "I don't want to get drugged and end up in Tino's bathtub with my kidneys missing."

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"See, I'd be more worried about waking up next to him in some bed," Hannibal decided.

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"I see your point. I can always buy some kidneys. I won't be able to buy back my dignity after sleeping with him," Chuck said.

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"Might have to change your name," he said, "and Chuck Bass does have such a nice ring to it. I'd hate you to see you end up like Herbert Schumpbert or something just to distance yourself from Tino."

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"I'd have to move to Brazil, only communicate with my friends and family using carrier pigeons, and grow a 70's mustache," Chuck sighed. "It'd be such a hassle."

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"But," Hannibal said, one finger in the air, "Brazilian girls are hot."

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"That's the reason I'd flee to Brazil. The topless girls would be a nice distraction," he said. "They'll help me forget the trauma I experienced."

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"Flush the Tino away with many, many Brazilian girls with their many, many..." He paused and smiled just thinking about it. "Talents. Witness relocation might not be so bad."

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"I'm beginning to see the, ah, perks of it myself," Chuck said with a smirk. This town really needed more topless chicks. And strippers. He'd have to do something to change that.

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"Maybe Tino's good for something?" Hannibal suggested.

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"Good for getting people sent into the witness protection program?" Chuck snickered. "That's quite a talent to have. I may just have some respect for him now."