Third Floor Common Room, Early Tuesday Evening

[the_merriest]

Rubii Saikikku Princess Spiral had brought the Lightbringer-Giver along with her on her Journey, to assist in her battle against Evil.

Or, really, Rikku -- dressed up in a bizarre schoolgirl outfit and with upside-down sunglasses on her head -- had dragged along a reluctant Petey -- now wearing a cape and a pipe-cleaner tiara -- into the third floor common room, where she was performing dangerous attack moves against the ... random ... snowmen. While singing the chirpy tune from her theme song.

Petey mrowled and tried to eat the tiara again. He might have been dumb, but even he knew Mommy wasn't right in the head.

(SO OPEN.)

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[the_merriest]

"Shhhh!" Rubii said, eyes wide. "None must know my secret! Only you, Tailed-Pony Wolf-Fighter, who walks the path with me! We fight evil, ne ka? And the Lightbringer-Giver!"

Petey mrowled at Sokka unhappily. He had a cape. He wasn't allowed to eat it, either. He had the feeling something was Very Wrong with Mommy.

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka looked at Petey, and realized that, for whatever reason, Rikku was currently dumber than her cat. So he started chuckling.

"Yes! Yes, I am! I am Ponytail Wolf Fighter Man, and I will help you! But first, I need to return to my Fortress of Solitude to fetch my... Ne ka evil-fighting box!"

A.K.A. his camera.

"Be right back!"

[the_merriest]

"Hurry!" she called after him. "Evil lies behind every door! Travel safely, Tailed-Pony Wolf-Fighter! I will hold the forces at bay here! Yoshaaaaa!"

Another energy ball at the snowmen. Damn, the snowmen were hard to kill with imaginary energy balls.

Petey huffed. So much for anyone rescuing him.

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Ponytail Sparklewolf made a little explosion noise with his mouth and knocked over some of the snowmen as he rushed by. It couldn't hurt, could it?

He hurried back with his camera and started filming Rikku. "Quick! For great justice! Tell me your name and your mission!"

[the_merriest]

"Rubii ... Saikikku ... Princess ... Spiral!" Rubii intoned, at full volume, and with a dramatic pose for each. "I wield the Force Ruby of Mystic Powerness! It has revealed ... my true form!"

Was he hoping to get footage of the theme song? Because she was singing it again. With the fancy hand movements and everything.

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Ohhhhhhh, yes, he was. He let it go on for a bit, because this was good shit, right here. "Look, Ruby!" he eventually interrupted, pointing. "Evil snowmen!"

[the_merriest]

Rubii gasped. "They are no match for me! Dancing Little-Toe Bento Starlight!"

This particular ball of energy was totally going to smash up all of those snowmen. Seriously. After all, it took her long enough to cast it.

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka rushed over and knocked them down, then clapped. "Awesome, Princess Ruby!" he declared. "You are truly a magnificent superhero!"

[the_merriest]

"No," Rubii said, blushing fiercely. "I am but one girl, helping to stand against evil. It is the Force Ruby of Mystic Powerness that has given me the strength, and the Lightbringer-Giver who has shown me the way."

This meant she had to scoop up Petey and do his theme song for a while.

It sounded suspiciously like hers.

The show must have cheap production values.

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka chuckled again and eyed Cuban Pete. "And just how would you characterize the intelligence of the Light Bringer?" he asked. Because, seriously, that cat was dumb as a brick.