Various hallways, Friday night

[lovemykilt]

You know what every school dorm building needs? A punk and a prince stumbling around the hallways, delightfully drunk, looking for people to kiss.

"Free kisses!" Priestly announced. "Ever wanted to kiss a real prince? This is your chance!" Priestly slung an arm over Edward's shoulders. Or tried. The puffy sleeves made it an interesting endeavor. "Marriage proposals need not apply!"

[ooc: yep, Priestly and Edward are drunk. And looking for girls to kiss.]

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[lovemykilt]

"Perfect!" Priestly crowed. "We . . . are sure to get some kisses eventually."

[grasshopper-mol.livejournal.com]

"Oh yeah?" She glanced up and down the hallway.

[lovemykilt]

"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah. We're two hot guys. And he's got puffy sleeves!"

[grasshopper-mol.livejournal.com]

"I see that. You guys should have a line around the block. Nothing says stud muffin like puffy sleeves and a mohawk."

[lovemykilt]

"Yeah," Priestly agreed. "But this school is weird."

[grasshopper-mol.livejournal.com]

"Is this the whole plan to get kisses, or will there be wooing and dancing later?"

[lovemykilt]

"Hey, hey, no marriage proposals." Wooing and dancing wasn't a marriage proposal, but, well, Priestly's brain wasn't working on all cylinders just then. "Just kisses."

[grasshopper-mol.livejournal.com]

That...made no sense. "Are you wearing protective lipwear?"

[lovemykilt]

"Like a lip condom?"

Priestly snorted. That was funny.

[grasshopper-mol.livejournal.com]

She'd been thinking chapstick, but why not? "Uh huh. So your lips don't get worn out from all the kissing."

[lovemykilt]

"Dude, that totally doesn't happen." Does it?

[grasshopper-mol.livejournal.com]

"You sure? It'd be bad to wind up in the clinic with a kissing-related injury."

[lovemykilt]

"Totally sure." Mostly.

[grasshopper-mol.livejournal.com]

"Maybe you just haven't done enough kissing."

[lovemykilt]

"Are you saying," Priestly said, swaying ever so slightly. "That you have?"

[grasshopper-mol.livejournal.com]

She shrugged a shoulder. "Maybe."

[lovemykilt]

"That takes some talent."

[grasshopper-mol.livejournal.com]

"Or just a lot of free time," she noted.

[lovemykilt]

"And willing boys and/or girls."

[grasshopper-mol.livejournal.com]

"Just boys, so far for me. What about you?"

[lovemykilt]

"Me too." Wait, no. "Girls! I like girls. And watermelons. But that was on a dare. And only kissing."

[grasshopper-mol.livejournal.com]

"...you kissed a watermelon?"

[lovemykilt]

"It was a dare!"

[grasshopper-mol.livejournal.com]

She wasn't sure she wanted to know how dares like that happened. "Better or worse than kissing a girl?"

[lovemykilt]

"Girls are way, way better. They kiss back."