School Grounds - Sunday Afternoon

[armybrat-lois.livejournal.com]

Girls and their tea parties were stupid. Stupid! In Lois' opinion there was much more fun things to do than drink tea and wear dresses and crap. Like kicking ass and taking names, for example.

Which was just what she was doing.

"Die, commies, die!" Lois shrieked, kicking a tree. "I'm gon' sendya to Guan-guan-tababo Bay!"

Then she purposely fell into a pile of mud for funsies.

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[fabulous-secret.livejournal.com]

Adora was certainly not wearing a dress, but she also wasn't willing to lower herself to flail in the mud.

Even if she was jealous that Lois got to do so.

"What's a commie?" She asked, smushing the toe of her boot into the mud.

[armybrat-lois.livejournal.com]

"A bad guy!" Lois informed her as she pulled herself up out of the mud. There was a second or two where she had to pull up her shirt and wipe off her mouth. Some mud got in there. "Daddy says they're red!"

General Lane still had some fears of the Cold War starting up again.

[fabulous-secret.livejournal.com]

"Ah, and bad guys are part of the evil Rebellion!" Adora reasoned as she watched Lois with some disdain. "I will help you battle them. I'm going to be a Force Captain."

[armybrat-lois.livejournal.com]

"I'm gonna be a General!" Lois said, looking smug. Everyone knew a General was better than a Captain. "I'm gonna smoke cigars and drink whiskey and tell people I'm gonna shove my foot up their ass."

That's totally what Generals did.

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

In his haste, John didn't hardly notice he'd pushed over the girl with lots of golden hair as he charged past.

[fabulous-secret.livejournal.com]

"HE PUSHED ME!" Adora shouted, nearly crying at the sight of her muddy pants and boots.

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

"NO I DIN!" John shrieked, slipping and sliding as he looked back to see the bratty girl complaining.

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

Ned stopped on his way back to his room to eye the girl in the mud.

"You're gettin' all dirty," he informed her. In case she didn't know.

[armybrat-lois.livejournal.com]

"Thank you!" she said. Obviously that was a compliment. She held up a handful of mud. "Want some?"

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

"Why?" Ned asked, thinking this a logical question. "Mud is gross. And I have clean clothes."

[armybrat-lois.livejournal.com]

"'Cause it's fun! And squishy!" Lois demonstrated that by squeezing the mud she had in her hand so it squished out between her fingers.

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

John was still rather muddy from the night before. Mud doesn't come off all that well just with sleep.

"I'M A GONNA GET YOU!" He screeched, careening through the mud at top speed.

[armybrat-lois.livejournal.com]

"NO YOU'S NOT!" Lois screamed. She tried to run, she really did, but mud was slippery and she just ended up falling on her face again.

A total tragedy. Really. Ignore the laughter.

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

John tossed himself on the ground, flailing in mud. "I GOTS YOU!"

[armybrat-lois.livejournal.com]

"NOT FAIR! I FELL!" Lois said, trying to sit herself up. "YOU'RE CHEATING!"

[solo_sword]

Jaina was not stalking John, seriously.

When Jaina came outside to see what there was to do, she saw Lois and folded her arms. "Princesses kick butt, you know." John had told, yes.

[armybrat-lois.livejournal.com]

Lois gave Jaina an incredulous look. "They gets captured alla the time."

[solo_sword]

"Nuh uh!" she insisted. "My mom's a princess. And she's awesome. And she can use a blaster and a lightsaber and the Force and politicians." Aww, how cute, the mommy issues hadn't set in yet.

[armybrat-lois.livejournal.com]

"So's what? She's still a PRINCESS. That means she gets captured by Donkey Kong and Bowser!" Lois said, showing off the only experience she had with princesses in her lifetime. "And then I gots to save her."

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

"JAAAAAAINA!" Was the only warning she would get before a mud-coated kid came skidding at high speeds at her in the mud. He sort of was a stalker.

[solo_sword]

"Hi!" she said, yesterday's kidness forgotten. "You like mud." She felt this needed stating.

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

John panted to a stop in front of her. "I'm still muddy from yesterday! I made faceprints on my sheets!"

[robinthefrog.livejournal.com]

"Eeeeeeeeeeeee!!"

*splat*

That would be the sound of a tadpole leaping as high as he could, and landing happily in the mud.

[armybrat-lois.livejournal.com]

Lois was so glad she wasn't the only one glad to play in the mud. Usually she got yelled at for that sort of thing.

[robinthefrog.livejournal.com]

Back flip!

"Yee!"

*fwip*splat*

"Heehee."