Around the dorms - Thursday Evening

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You would think by now Harvey and Temari would have learned to stay the hell away from each other. Bad, embarrassing things tended to happen whenever they were in the same vicinity. Like today, for instance, when both just so happened to pass each other in the hallway and ended up getting bitten by a gremlin.

Now they thought they were unicorns. Two very, very annoying unicorns who were on their way to--

"Caaaaaaandy Mountaaaaaaaaaain! Candy Mountain! Candy Mountain!"

Yes. Candy Mountain.

[Open! Yes, Harvey and Temari think they are going to Candy Mountain. If you choose to go with them on their adventuuuuuuuuure you might end up getting thrown into the pool. Just saying]

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[peace_n_war]

He wasn't going to get away from the crazy, was he? He could just burn them, but considering the way the week was going and all of the bites he'd heard about on the radio, it would be unfair to throw fireballs at people who were clearly mentally unstable.

And so, Warren gave a long-suffering sigh and a glare.

"Alright, fine. I'll go with you to Candy Mountain."

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"Yaaaaaaaaaay!" Harvey would have clapped but, you know, he thought he had hooves right now. "Candy Mountain! Candy Mountain!"

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"La la! La la la!" Temari sang. Not too badly if it hadn't been in a falsetto. "We have a map to Candy Mountain! follow us. Chaaaaaarliiiiieeeeee!"

[peace_n_war]

Oh, God, she was singing. In falsetto. Warren visibly cringed.

"Oh, would you please stop singing, already?" Was that really too much to ask? Really? "Where is Candy Mountain, anyhow?"

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"We're almost at the first stop, Chaaaaarliiiiieee!" Harvey said as he bounced down the hall. "We need to see the maaaaaagical leopluradon!"

Duh.

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"He will show us the waaaaaaaay," Temari added.

...and her falsetto was LOVELY.

[peace_n_war]

A... magical liopleurodon. Warren was just going to look between the two of them in barely disguised horror.

"Alright, guys, you do know there is no Candy Mountain, right?"

He could certainly hope that reasoning with them would snap them out of this... whatever it was.

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"Shun the non believer!" Harvey shouted, his voice going as high as it would go.

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"SHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN!"

[peace_n_war]

Warren's deadpan, it was epic.

"... Yeah."

Because, really, what else do you say about something like that?

"Consider me shunned."

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"Come on Chaaaaaarliiiieee! To the leopluradon!" Harvey said, pointing down the hallway.

The magical leopluradon was, apparently, a broom. A non-magical looking broom.

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"It will guide us to Candy Mountain!" Temari insisted, looking to it for guidance.

[peace_n_war]

"Oh, God. It's a broom, guys." Warren was trying. He really was. It was a shame that gremlin venom totally overpowered reason.

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"He's maaaaaaaaaagic!" Harvey said before staring at the leopluradon like it was saying something extremely important.

The broom wasn't saying anything at all, obviously.

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OMG IT SO WAS SAYING SOMETHING IMPORTANT.

"He has shown us the waaaaaaaaaaaaay!"

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"It didn't say anything!"

Because, you know, it was a broom. Warren could not stress this point enough, here.

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"Come on Charrrrrlieeeeeeee!" Harvey said, bouncing! "To the bridge! To the bridge!"

Or the stairs leading down towards the pool, rather.

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"To the briiiiiidge, Chaaaaarliiiiie," Temari called, following him with a bounce.

[peace_n_war]

"Is anyone else aware that this is a staircase? Like, seriously?" Warren was going to go along with this, sure, but he didn't have to accept even for a moment that he was on a bridge. Really.

"Guys, you know, you really probably shouldn't be heading too far."

They could get lost or something.

... Which, in retrospect, probably wouldn't be such a terrible thing, would it?

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"Chaaaaaaarliiieeeeeee! Chaaaaaaaaarliiiiiiieeeeeee! Chaaaaarliiiiiieeeee!" Harvey took in a deep breath. "CHAAAAARLIIIIIIIEEEEE!"

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Temari joined on in. "CHAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRlllllllliiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!"

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"I'm RIGHT HERE." It wasn't possible for Warren to growl that out any more dangerously, was it? "And my name is Warren. And what do you want?"

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There was a pause.

"We're on a bridge, Chaaaaaaarliiiiiieeee!"

No, no they weren't.

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They so were. "A briiiiiiiidge!"

[peace_n_war]

He was going to kill them both. Painfully. As they slept. He didn't really know who either of them were, but that was not going to deter Warren if he didn't manage to escape soon.

At least the end of the staircase was in sight.

"Are we going to be doing this forever? Because you guys are kind of making me want to hurt you both. A lot."