Third Floor Common Room, Thursday Evening

[the_merriest]

Sizzler and Sizzler were performing! They were two lounge singers, and not two clearly insane people!

"Hello!" Alice said, into an invisible microphone. "I'm Jerry Sizzler, and this is my sister --"

"Jerry Sizzler," Rikku said, quite dramatically.

"We are of course two lounge singers --"

"And not two clearly insane people."

Petey mrowled happily from his spot on the couch. He got to be an oracle again! This was awesome!

Both Jerries had moved on to the musical portion of tonight's show. "TIE A YELLOW RIBBON ROUND THE OLD OAK TREE, IT'S BEEN THREE LONG YEARS --"

Rikku interrupted the song to shove her imaginary microphone out into the crowd. "Sing, you prrrrrrrrrrrrrricks!"

Jerry and Jerry: bringing crazy back.

(Alice and Rikku, thanks to this post, now think they are The Sizzlers. Which most of you know if you were in the game two years ago when they ran OrangeShoeSevenAide. OPEN! IT IS OPEN, JERRY! PLEASE WAIT FOR THE OCD, OR THE FISH WILL EAT YOUR BRAAAAAINS! THE OCD IS UP. NO FISH-BRAINS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS EPISODE.)

Comments

Re: Speak to the Retarded Oracle Kitten

[raspberryturk]

"I ain't got no doubt about that," Reno decided.

He knew well enough how skilled at being a dumbshit cat Petey could be.

Cat claws and quality time with the more perky Sizzler Sister here were a very potent teacher.