The Deck [Friday Morning Before Classes]

[ihaveniceteeth.livejournal.com]

Currently, there were three girls, one boy, and a dog on the deck at The Charles Townsend Agency. Of the group, the dog was the only one in their right mind.

Sabrina, Jill and Kelly had all jogged, slowly and braless, down to the Agency, being joined shortly thereafter by Bosley. Lounging in chairs, the angels waited for Charlie to contact them, or for someone who needed their help.

[Open! And they've all fled.]

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[wannabehunter]

"What about sea bass with lasers attached to their heads?" Jill asked, flicking her hair once more. "I hear you can get a good deal on those."

[once-a-traitor.livejournal.com]

"I'll look into it. For now though, no wizards. Not even a magician if we can help it."

[ihaveniceteeth.livejournal.com]

Kelly deflated slightly and put her idea about destroying a magic ring to one side. "What about werewolves?"

[once-a-traitor.livejournal.com]

"How did we get from prostitutes to werewolves? Prostitutes were closer."

[notahostage]

"It feels like we should have passed vampires on the way," Sabrina said with a frown.

[wannabehunter]

"I like vampires," Jill added. "Especially the ones that sparkle in the sunlight."

[once-a-traitor.livejournal.com]

"Vampires are closer. Definitely closer. I'm not too sure about the sparkling. The sparkling seems a little strange."

[ihaveniceteeth.livejournal.com]

"I thought vampires were supposed to turn to ash in the sun, not sparkle."

Kelly was quite confused.

[once-a-traitor.livejournal.com]

"Ash...sparkles." Bosley had no idea. "I'm not really an expert on things that aren't supposed to exist."

Jet, who had been behaving very well, made a noise. Bosley perked up. "Ah, there he is!" He didn't seem to be looking at the dog, but he noticed the noise. "Charlie!"

Jet barked.

[wannabehunter]

Jill had been about to suggest that Charlie was in fact a brooding vampire, looking to make good for his centuries of misdeeds, when Jet's barking distracted her.

She, and the rest of the Angels leaned forwards, not paying any particular attention to Jet. "Good morning, Charlie," they chorused.

Jet just looked confused.

[once-a-traitor.livejournal.com]

"I didn't tell them anything, Charlie," Bosley assured, not looking at Jet at all. In fact, he was looking at a table nearby as if a voice was coming out of an invisible box there. "But the Angels are dying to know what their assignment is."

[notahostage]

Sabrina nodded, also looking in the box's direction. "Please don't keep us waiting Charlie," she said.

Jet yipped and whined, trying to get their attention.

[once-a-traitor.livejournal.com]

"Wait, what?" Bosley replied. "Ninjas? That wasn't in my briefing."

[ihaveniceteeth.livejournal.com]

"Ninjas shouldn't be problem so long as we recruit a band of pirates to aid us," Kelly said. "They're mortal enemies."

[once-a-traitor.livejournal.com]

"We may need to get technology involved as well to keep the pirates in line. Do we have a budget for robots, Charlie?"

[notahostage]

Sabrina listened thoughtfully to Jet's barking. "Where are we going to get zombies?"

[once-a-traitor.livejournal.com]

"Unless we have a foolproof exit strategy, it might be a good idea to keep the undead out of this."

Jet whined.

"I know, Charlie, you're the boss, but I don't think it's such a great idea."

Jet barked.

"Thank you, Charlie. You know I only have the Angels' best interests at heart. I'll get right on ninja disguises."

[wannabehunter]

"I love disguises," Jill said, clapping her hands and flicking her hair. "What's involved in a ninja disguise?"

[once-a-traitor.livejournal.com]

"It's like the consumptive French prostitute disguise, Jill, only in black."

[wannabehunter]

Jill clapped and bounced, flicking her hair.

[once-a-traitor.livejournal.com]

Bosley thought hard, trying to decide what kind of fabric would be best for a ninja disguise. As he did that, Edmund started to realise what was happening. Bosley and Edmund struggled, muddled up in one mind as the venom started to wear off.

To the outside, he just looked constipated.

[wannabehunter]

Jill's grin took on a rictus quality as Jo began to realise that she was bouncing up and down while not wearing a bra.

[once-a-traitor.livejournal.com]

"Ninja...pirate...Charlie," Bosley muttered as Edmund became more aware of his surroundings.

[ihaveniceteeth.livejournal.com]

"Oh god, what am I wearing?" Kelly asked as Gwen got a good look at herself.

[once-a-traitor.livejournal.com]

"I don't even have a watch," Edmund said as Bosley started to melt away in his head.