ext_175993 ([identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhighdorms2009-04-13 12:26 pm

Rec Room - Early Monday Afternoon

What's worse than Chuck Bass? Five of his children in one room together. It was like a congealed ball of concentrated evil. It was surprising that there wasn't any ambient fog or evil music playing or anything to signal what was in the rec room. Well there was music playing, but that was more Mary's doing than actual evil.

There wasn't evil plotting or maniacal laughter going on at the moment. They were just doing what you expected most Bass children did with their free time.

Mostly it consisted of fighting with each other and eating cookies.

[Yep, all 5 of them are in there. For myself, parents of the evil kids, other kids, other adults, whoever wants to talk to the little brats. And this is the most childlike icon I have so shut up]

[identity profile] decoder-rings.livejournal.com 2009-04-13 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"Where are Angela's genes in this kid?" Hannibal asked, staring. "Aren't you supposed to be nice?"

[identity profile] weebasstards.livejournal.com 2009-04-13 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"Mommy says we only have to be nice to people that deserve it," Serena said. She looked Hannibal over. He looked like he shopped at Wal-Mart. He totally didn't deserve it.

[identity profile] heir-to-secret.livejournal.com 2009-04-13 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"Momma says we should be nice to everyone," Madison said, sizing up Serena. "Everyone deserves a chance. If you don't give them a chance, you don't know what you'll miss."

Freaking beams of optimism.

[identity profile] weebasstards.livejournal.com 2009-04-13 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Chiyo looked from Madison to Hannibal and then back again.

"...is she retarded?"

[identity profile] heir-to-secret.livejournal.com 2009-04-13 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"No, you are!" Hamilton exclaimed, frowning at her. "President of the Retarded Club!"

[identity profile] weebasstards.livejournal.com 2009-04-13 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
"Mppft pbfrt whfft!" Brownie shouted. Yes, her mouth was full of cookies but OH you can bet it was a stinging insult filled intelligence and wit.

[identity profile] heir-to-secret.livejournal.com 2009-04-13 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"My momma is not retarded," Madison said far more eloquently than her brother. "At least my dad is here. Yours isn't."

And that made her better.

[identity profile] weechesters.livejournal.com 2009-04-13 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"We don't need our dad to hold our hands all of the time," Mary said. She pushed past her brother and sisters, put her hands on her hips and put on a bitchface that would make Uncle Sammy proud. "I'm in charge here."

It was true. She was the oldest which meant she had to protect her siblings from the dude with a girl's name and the two children that looked like they sprung from an evil corn field.

[identity profile] decoder-rings.livejournal.com 2009-04-13 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"Do they actually listen to you?" Hannibal asked, looking around at the various kids.

[identity profile] weechesters.livejournal.com 2009-04-13 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sure they do," Mary said. "If they know what's best for them."

That would be Chiyo rolling her eyes in the back, yes.

[identity profile] heir-to-secret.livejournal.com 2009-04-13 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"I don't gotta listen to you," Hamilton told her, mimicking her stance. So what if he was smaller. "You're not scary."

She was. Kind of.

[identity profile] weechesters.livejournal.com 2009-04-13 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"I can get rid of demons, I can get rid of you," Mary threatened.

Okay. In theory she knew how to get rid of demons. She had never done it herself. Yet.

[identity profile] heir-to-secret.livejournal.com 2009-04-13 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"Demons are nothing special," Madison scoffed. Look, she'd been to the Fright Zone. Girl had seen stuff.

[identity profile] weebasstards.livejournal.com 2009-04-13 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"Your face is nothing special," Chiyo said.

Nice comeback, Chiyo. Brilliant.

[identity profile] heir-to-secret.livejournal.com 2009-04-13 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"Your face looks like Hordak threw up on it!"

Ah, the insults of children. At least they weren't fighting?

[identity profile] weebasstards.livejournal.com 2009-04-13 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, well...your dad's a girl!" Nate supplied. He had no idea what a Hordak was so he had to fall back on what he knew.

[identity profile] decoder-rings.livejournal.com 2009-04-13 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"And your mom likes me just fine like that," Hannibal said, letting his temper do some work.

Against children.

Oh well.

[identity profile] weebasstards.livejournal.com 2009-04-13 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
"Daddy says Mommy is too nice for her own good," Nate informed him.

[identity profile] heir-to-secret.livejournal.com 2009-04-13 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"I guess that means your dad is dumb," Hamilton said. It meant no such thing but kid logic. "Sorry."

[identity profile] weechesters.livejournal.com 2009-04-13 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"HEY. Only my dad and Uncle Sammy gets to call Dad dumb!" Mary said. And they did. A lot.

[identity profile] heir-to-secret.livejournal.com 2009-04-13 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
"Says who?" Madison asked, cocking a hip. "S'no rules about that."

[identity profile] weechesters.livejournal.com 2009-04-13 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"Says me and my rules," Mary said. Yes, that was good enough reason.

[identity profile] heir-to-secret.livejournal.com 2009-04-13 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"Then, your rules are dumb too," Hamilton told her haughtily. "Sorry."

The 'sorry' made it better or something.

[identity profile] weebasstards.livejournal.com 2009-04-13 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm going to clock this kid upside the head," Chiyo announced. Her mom said she could hit annoying people and, damn, this kid was annoying.

[identity profile] heir-to-secret.livejournal.com 2009-04-13 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"Violence isn't always the answer and anyone who says so is obviously overcompensating for something they don't have."

Ah, the words of her mother mashed with the words of her father.

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