Anakin Skywalker (
sith_happened) wrote in
fandomhighdorms2009-04-14 01:12 pm
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Anakin Skywalker's Excruciatingly Thorough Guide to Sex Ed, Redux [after classes and clubs]
As Anakin had mentioned in the handwavy email he had sent to students' email accounts, sometimes unplanned children couldn't be blamed on a portal or Fandom weirdness. And if they had come back twice? Woe be it upon you, John Sheppard.
So he was in the front of his classroom with a series ofbeyond thorough pamphlets on contraception, abstinence, and pictures of STDs. He also had a truly horrifying collection of educational videos to show.
Anakin had slapped on a sign on the door welcoming people to the seminar:
I AM STILL TOO HOT TO BE A GREAT-GRANDFATHER
And other reasons why children should remain hypothetical for a long, LONG time
(Skywalker presence mandatory)
Trainwrecks, anyone?
So he was in the front of his classroom with a series of
Anakin had slapped on a sign on the door welcoming people to the seminar:
And other reasons why children should remain hypothetical for a long, LONG time
(Skywalker presence mandatory)
Trainwrecks, anyone?

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