sith_happened: (Anakin: cranky)
Anakin Skywalker ([personal profile] sith_happened) wrote in [community profile] fandomhighdorms2009-04-14 01:12 pm

Anakin Skywalker's Excruciatingly Thorough Guide to Sex Ed, Redux [after classes and clubs]

As Anakin had mentioned in the handwavy email he had sent to students' email accounts, sometimes unplanned children couldn't be blamed on a portal or Fandom weirdness. And if they had come back twice? Woe be it upon you, John Sheppard.

So he was in the front of his classroom with a series of beyond thorough pamphlets on contraception, abstinence, and pictures of STDs. He also had a truly horrifying collection of educational videos to show.

Anakin had slapped on a sign on the door welcoming people to the seminar:

I AM STILL TOO HOT TO BE A GREAT-GRANDFATHER
And other reasons why children should remain hypothetical for a long, LONG time
(Skywalker presence mandatory)


Trainwrecks, anyone?
momslilassassin: (Ben: I have a hood and am looking down)

Re: Come in and mingle!

[personal profile] momslilassassin 2009-04-14 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Ben slunk into the back of the classroom and tried not to make eye contact with anyone.
momslilassassin: (Ben: zomg!)

Re: Be horrified at the content!

[personal profile] momslilassassin 2009-04-14 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Ben would NEVER CLOSE HIS EYES AGAIN.
solo_sword: (distracted)

Re: Come in and mingle!

[personal profile] solo_sword 2009-04-14 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Jaina might have to show up, but this was cutting into work time. Therefore she took a seat at the back so she could go over her datapad.
momslilassassin: (Ben: I can smirk too)

Re: Come in and mingle!

[personal profile] momslilassassin 2009-04-14 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Ben reached into the Force to flick her ear. Brat.
solo_sword: (over the shoulder)

Re: Come in and mingle!

[personal profile] solo_sword 2009-04-14 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
"I felt that," Jaina told him, looking over and making a face at him because she could.
momslilassassin: (Ben: such a good boy in a bad shirt)

Re: Come in and mingle!

[personal profile] momslilassassin 2009-04-14 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"Felt what?" Ben asked, trying to look innocent.

Re: Come in and mingle!

[identity profile] joan-notjane.livejournal.com 2009-04-14 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Joan thought maybe she could score some brownie points with Anakin by showing up for his lecture.

Re: Be horrified at the content!

[identity profile] joan-notjane.livejournal.com 2009-04-14 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm never having sex EVER," Joan muttered.
weetuskenraider: (But.  Um.)

Re: Come in and mingle!

[personal profile] weetuskenraider 2009-04-14 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Tahiri kind of wondered if she could hide somewhere.

Or just stay near the door.

She had the feeling her head was going to spontaneously combust any second and it was going to be messy. Why inflict that on anyone?
solo_sword: (attentive)

Re: Come in and mingle!

[personal profile] solo_sword 2009-04-14 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"You'd be getting things thrown at you right now if I didn't think the professor would make us sit up front," she warned. And no. She was not doing that.
weetuskenraider: (Hand Over Mouth (Ew))

Re: Be horrified at the content!

[personal profile] weetuskenraider 2009-04-14 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Those strangled noises, mixed with incoherent growls that were very definitely obscene words in Tusken? Yeah, that'd be Tahiri, who kept revising her opinion of just how much she wanted to die of embarrassment.
momslilassassin: (Ben: I have a hood and am looking down)

Re: Come in and mingle!

[personal profile] momslilassassin 2009-04-14 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Ben tried to hide himself entirely in his cloak.
momslilassassin: (Ben: Ben says "um wtf")

Re: Be horrified at the content!

[personal profile] momslilassassin 2009-04-14 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"Me either," Ben replied, shuddering. "What was that thing with the...spinny bits?"
momslilassassin: (Ben: brooding is a family thing)

Re: Come in and mingle!

[personal profile] momslilassassin 2009-04-14 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"I've never even had sex," Ben whined. "I don't think it's fair that I had kids show up."
weetuskenraider: (Have a Bad Feeling About This)

Re: Come in and mingle!

[personal profile] weetuskenraider 2009-04-14 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Tahiri was so totally pretending not to notice him. And feeling bad about it.

All of which just made her look even more horribly flustered.
weetuskenraider: (I Think We Might Be Screwed)

Re: Come in and mingle!

[personal profile] weetuskenraider 2009-04-14 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, look at Tahiri trying to sneak all the way over to the other side of the back of the room.
solo_sword: (talking)

Re: Come in and mingle!

[personal profile] solo_sword 2009-04-14 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, Fandom doesn't care. Sorry," she told him. "So I met King."
momslilassassin: (Ben: I have a hood and am looking down)

Re: Come in and mingle!

[personal profile] momslilassassin 2009-04-14 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Ben twitched. "Did you?"
momslilassassin: (Ben: neutral no smile)

Re: Come in and mingle!

[personal profile] momslilassassin 2009-04-14 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
And her flailing made him flail more. He was probably going to give his grandfather a headache with all of the emotions he had swirling.
weetuskenraider: (Kinda Meepy)

Re: Come in and mingle!

[personal profile] weetuskenraider 2009-04-14 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, yeah. They so won at subtle, huh?
solo_sword: (hmmm)

Re: Come in and mingle!

[personal profile] solo_sword 2009-04-14 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, there would be a lot Jaina would just let slide if Tahiri didn't keep acting stammery and avoidy at times. "Running away?" she asked.

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