Third Floor Common Room - Late Sunday Morning

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Popcorn...probably wasn't an acceptable breakfast food but it was the one thing Chuck could make without catching on fire (and even then he came close sometimes) and he was Chuck Bass, he could eat whatever the hell he wanted to in the mornings. And he could also drink scotch too. So there.

Breakfast sitting by him on the couch, the only thing Chuck had to worry about was finding something decent on TV. This was proving to be harder than he anticipated. Stupid lame ass Sunday TV lineups. The only thing that was on was Golden Girls. Which he totally didn't like. Really.

[Post is open, of course. Sweet Zefron, Golden Girls is on all day today on the Hallmark channel]

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[cataclysmicluck.livejournal.com]

"And how long does it usually take to get past that?" Zayne asked, a little more wary of the show now.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"I think it depends on the person," Chuck said. "I got used to it pretty quickly. But I'm a heathen."

[cataclysmicluck.livejournal.com]

"They don't actually show the old ladies having sex, right?" Zayne asked. "Because that could seriously affect how long it takes me to get used to it."

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"Oh, god. No. No, no, no," Chuck said, shaking his head. "They just talk about it a lot. This isn't HBO. No wrinkly nudity."

Though Chuck was sure he could probably find Golden Girls based porn somewhere.

[cataclysmicluck.livejournal.com]

"Good. Then I think I'll adjust quickly enough to be able to enjoy the show," Zayne said.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"It helps if you think of it as fiction and pretend that old people don't really have sex in real life."

[cataclysmicluck.livejournal.com]

"Oh, trust me, I'm already pretending," Zayne said. "I tend to do that with anyone my parents' age or older. It's just easier on my mind."