Fifth Floor Common Room, Monday Afternoon

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Hurley, despite actually being in a relationship, was still a sucker for Expose marathons. He couldn't help it. He was drawn like a moth to a flame.

Or in this instance, like a teenage boy armed with popcorn and soda to a couch in front of a TV.

...Okay, the simile was a stretch.

[ooc: Open!]

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Penelope was looking for him. Shame that she had to find him watching those kind of girls.

"Oh. Hi, Hurley," she said and sat down on the couch by him.

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"Oh, hey Penelope," Hurley said. "Want some popcorn? I think they're finally about to catch the big bad guy."

Yes, Hurley was going to say he watched for the plot.

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"Is the big bad guy going to strip?" she asked.

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"You never know," Hurley said, smiling at her.

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"Well then, I guess I'll have to watch this with you," she said, taking some popcorn. "Skin is skin, right?"

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Hurley suddenly picked up on the vibe. "...you want to change the channel?" he said.

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"What? And miss the good parts? Not on your life," she said, eyes on the TV as she acted totally interested. And the popcorn wasn't bad either.

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"Okay," Hurley said. "You, uhhh, look really nice today."

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Ino leaned in the door way and studied the television for a moment.

"Seriously?"

That totally counted as hello.

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"Thanks, Hurley," she smiled. "I've had a good day so far."

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Penelope smirked. "Hi, Ino. Hurley likes the strippers."

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"But it's trash," she complained, wandering over. "And they're not even, like, super attractive. There's prettier walkin' 'round the school fully clothed, geez."

A pause.

"Hiii."

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"They fight crime!" Hurley protested.

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"Oh yeah?" Hurley said. "Any exciting classes?"

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"Yes, I know," she agreed. "But big breasted trash. I guess boys like that." Said like Hurley wasn't listening.

She smiled.

"Hi!"

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"Half naked," she pointed out, sticking her tongue out at him. "And if you tell me that that's not part of the appeal, I'm totally stealing all your popcorn."

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"Not today. Today I just visited with Joan. Liir is no longer a cat you know, and he woke up naked on her bed." That was exciting.

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"...They fight crime!" Hurley protested. Again.

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"Not always," Hurley said. "I mean, sometimes they still have most of their clothes on. But... you're totally welcome to the popcorn, anyway."

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Ino had to glance down at her chest and sigh. Oh well.

"Most," she noted, perching on the back of the sofa. "Have more taste than to do it where they can be openly mocked however."

This was probably true.

"Long time no see, you. What's been going on with you lately?"

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"That's boring," Ino informed him. "Stealing it would be half the fun, and watching your face when you realized it was gone'd be the other half."

Well. At least she was honest?

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"Whoa," Hurley said.

"...so you saw Liir naked?"

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"Yes, but I suppose some don't expect living breathing real girls to walk in while they're absorbed in the flashy fighting crime twins, while pretending to enjoy the popcorn more than the show." Penelope had no issues with this whatsoever. Really.

"Nooothing much," she grinned. "There was a date with the guy watching boobs over here, oh and Joan moved in with me! How're you?"

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"No," she giggled, looking at the TV.

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Hurley shook his head. "At least you're only stealing my popcorn," he said, smiling.