3rd Floor Common Room, Thursday Evening

[longislandiceme]

Sooo... Bobby had gone down to Pizza Planet, with the intent of getting himself a six-topping pizza.

Unfortunately they'd misheard his order and he ended up with six one topping pizzas. So... now he had way too much pizza than was humanly possible for one teenage boy to consume. Which is why it was stacked on a table in the common room, so that anyone could have some.

Please. Have some.

Bobby really doesn't want to be stuck eating leftover pizza for the next two weeks.

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[weetinyreese.livejournal.com]

Kyle tried to smother himself with his hands. Or, more likely, he put his head in his hands. "Couldn't this have waited until the part in Sex Ed where they talk about this stuff?"

[longislandiceme]

"See?" Bobby said pointedly. "Didn't we tell you? Girls make things weird."

[weetinyreese.livejournal.com]

"They don't seem weird until you get up close!"

[longislandiceme]

"Exactly!" Bobby said with a knowing nod. "They're tricky, because there's all sorts of rules that I think girls are sort of... born knowing? But guys have to learn 'em."

[weetinyreese.livejournal.com]

"Like what?" Yes, he was totally cheating by asking another guy.

[longislandiceme]

"Well, first there's the is-it-a-date thing. Guys have to rely on cues like if it involves obvious things like dinner or a movie. Girls can tell when it's a date even when it doesn't involve these things."

[weetinyreese.livejournal.com]

"Why didn't you and George warn me about this?"