bathrooms | all day | wednesday | november 4

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Overnight, pieces of butcher block paper with Things Every Girl at Fandom Should Know and Things Every Guy at Fandom Should Know written across the top had appeared inside every boys and girls room on every single floor of the dorms. Who put them there? Well, that'd remain a mystery for now.

Several pens and markers lay nearby the pieces of paper, giving everyone the means to mark up all that pristine paper. Got something to say? Got something you wanna tell people? Got a secret you wanna confess?

Just write it down!

[c'mon, i know some of you remember these! if you don't, check it out here and here. feel free to write whatever you'd like down! feel free to also talk to each other, react, tease, and/or sneak into the other bathroom (though be prepared for a smackdown).]

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girls bathroom

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For the girls!

Re: girls bathroom

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

Well, a blank sheet just wouldn't do. And, considering the floor, Alex knew just what to write.

Rose Hathaway needs etiquette lessons.

He'd probably given himself away with that but he didn't care.

Re: girls bathroom

[guardianborn.livejournal.com]

Oh hell no.

A moment later, the wall said something far more true.

Rose Hathaway needs etiquette lessons kicks ass.

More true though perhaps not pithy.

Re: girls bathroom

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Yuffie grinned when she saw the paper and started writing.

Zack Fair + Sugar + Shiny Ball = Best Show On Earth

Elena feels pretty in Hello Kitty thongs.

This school needs more Shirtless Guy rules.

Re: girls bathroom

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Jennifer added an important note under the Zack line.

But hands off. He's mine - The She-Hulk.

boys bathroom

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For the boys!

Re: boys bathroom

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During an early morning excursion to the bathroom, Hannibal decided to add a little something something to the paper.

Chuck Bass likes to cuddle.

Re: boys bathroom

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Chuck may have been checking the other bathrooms to see if anybody wrote anything about him. What? It's not like he had class today.

And there was no doubt in his mind who wrote the cuddling thing about him.

Chuck Bass likes to cuddle.

Hannibal King screams out the names of the Jonas brothers during sex.

Re: boys bathroom

[lovemykilt]

Priestly wasn't purposefully checking bathrooms. He was just . . . getting exercise by walking up and down stairs.

Hannibal King screams out the names of Jonas brothers during sex., before cuddling with Chuck Bass.

Re: boys bathroom

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Well, it wasn't like Hannibal wouldn't check up on his handiwork so coming upon what he did, he made a face and added something.

John Sheppard wore Chuck Bass' scarf better.

Oh wait, he should deny that previous thing before he left. So, he drew an arrow towards the last thing Priestly had written and wrote. NO I DO NOT.

Re: boys bathroom

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Really, Chuck was getting a lot of exercise today going up and down these stairs.

Hannibal King blows goats. I have proof.

And then he made sure to add a HE DOES TOO to the Jonas brothers comment.

Re: boys bathroom

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Hannibal was beginning to wonder if he'd just run into Chuck soon. After coming back up from the fourth floor and seeing some new ink, he frowned.

Hannibal King blows goats. I have proof got scratched out. If Chuck wanted to play dirty, Hannibal could do that.

No one can blow Chuck cuz his junk's too small and no one can find it.

Re: boys bathroom

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Leave to go eat lunch and the next thing you know your junk is being lied about on the bathroom wall.

No one can blow Chuck cuz his junk's too small and no one can find it.

Hannibal King seems to have forgotten that he's blown Chuck Bass several times and loved it

Re: boys bathroom

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Well, now. It wasn't like Chuck's little tidbit wasn't true but Hannibal had to think of a way to get back on it. So, he left Chuck's writing unscratched (because it had been a good time) and got to writing.

And I didn't get an STD! Surprising since I know Chuck's pretty infested with them. Herpes, much?

Eh, it wasn't that good but it was the best he had.

Re: boys bathroom

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I believe you're confusing me with Tim Riggins.

Well that's what he heard!

Re: boys bathroom

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It took Hannibal a minute to realize who that even was. Then, he was shaking his head and writing some more.

Does he cry during sex like you do?

Re: boys bathroom

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I wouldn't know, I'm not going anywhere near that STD factory.

Oh, right.

And I don't cry during sex!

Re: boys bathroom

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Hannibal smirked at Chuck's proclamation and shook his head. He was getting a little addicted to dueling Chuck in writing.

Chuck Bass both cries during sex and will wipe his snotty nose on your shoulder.

Re: boys bathroom

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Well that was just gross. Hannibal was so going to get smacked if Chuck ran into him during this.

Hannibal King throws up when he has an orgasm. Angela has learned to wear a poncho during sex. True story

Re: boys bathroom

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Oh, that was just gross. Hannibal actually stood there making the classic 'ew' face for several long moments before responding.

Chuck has man boobs. Moobs, if you will. And he's named them Willie and Billy.

Re: boys bathroom

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Better than the name you have for your 3rd testicle.

No, he hadn't thought of a name for it. Leave it to everyone's imaginations.

Re: boys bathroom

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Between the two of them, Hannibal and Chuck were going to fill this paper up.

Ladies, Chuck's a little premature...in all area. Better be prepared. He comes quickly.

Re: boys bathroom

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Sam had gone checking the other bathrooms, and snickered when he saw the crossed-out note about Chuck. That didn't stop him from drawing an arrow from the sentence and adding He prefers to be the little spoon.

Re: boys bathroom

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Chuck rolled his eyes when he saw that. Even if it was true. As if I had a choice. Nobody could actually get their arms around you, Sasquatch.