first floor rec room / makeshift clinic | sunday | december 6

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Just like yesterday, Dr. Alex Karev was back in the clinic, tending to the sick, the comatose, the pregnant, and the people that just needed a place to conveniently socialize. The exam rooms were still curtained off and no named nurses were going back and forth, checking on those that had been admitted. The waiting room was blessedly empty and Alex was kicked back behind the desk, writing on a clipboard and looking very busy as one usually is in a hospital.

His pager was blissfully quiet and Alex was grateful for the momentary downtime. Being a doctor was a tough job.

[second verse, same as the first. bring me your tired, your hungry, your comatose, your whatever! alex has a bad bedside manner (unless you're a girl or griff, apparently) so feel free to play off that. ocd is up! come in!]

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waiting room | 12/06

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

If you need a doctor or just wanna socialize with the sick or not sick, here's the place to do it!

Re: waiting room | 12/06

[slapbetcommish.livejournal.com]

Dr. Lily was back on call today! She wanted to be sure to see all the patients today, to make sure they didn't have terrible rare diseases in addition to their comas.

Re: waiting room | 12/06

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Alex, grumbling all the way, made his way over to Dr. Lily and said. "You're being requested (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomhighdorms/1805592.html?thread=155233816#t155233816)."

Wasn't like he wanted to treat the gross guy. Dr. Lily and her boobs could handle it.

Re: waiting room | 12/06

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Griff needed a doctor, but not just any doctor. He carried a plate of fresh cookies into the waiting room, fingers on his left hand bandaged haphazardly and very obviously looking in need of real attention. "Hey! I made cookies!"

Re: waiting room | 12/06

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

"I didn't know you could--" Alex stopped at the sight of Griff's fingers and frowned. "What'd you to yourself?"

Re: waiting room | 12/06

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

The part of Martin Blank's Pectorals will be played by Lorenzo Lamas.

Martin Blank marched into the waiting room looking for the doctor.

"Why hasn't my wife come out of her coma yet!" he and his flowing hair demanded.

Re: waiting room | 12/06

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

Oh no, the scary husband with the pecs that had their own zip code was back. Alex winced.

"Because she's very sick," Alex told him wearily. "We've tried everything but now it's all up to her. She has to fight."

Re: waiting room | 12/06

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

Billionaire playboy slash entertainer slash the man who singlehandedly saved the Bluth Company from the housing bubble popping stormed into the waiting room, majestic bursts of magic smoke giving the whole thing even more gravitas.

This was why he had come back to Fandom. He needed serious medical treatment. "I need to see a doctor! I need serious medical treatment!"

Re: waiting room | 12/06

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

"I'm a doctor," Alex said, striding towards GOB with a purpose. "What's the matter?"

Re: waiting room | 12/06

[redandblueblur.livejournal.com]

Hours after his day had started (http://redandblueblur.livejournal.com/789.html), Clark ran into the clinic wearing a pleather thong and a horrified look on his face as he panted and gasped for air. "Somebody help me! I didn't even know assbabies were possible!" A messy bundle of t-shirt and toilet paper resided in his arms as he hopped around the clinic. The infant was making wee cries of frustration at being born and immediately plunging into a filthy toilet in a communal restroom.

Hey, toilet assbabies happened when you didn't even know you were pregnant, okay?

Re: waiting room | 12/06

[itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com]

Hoshi was on a mission today. "Doctor, I could use a pregnancy test," she announced when she arrived in the waiting room.

You know, maybe it would have made more sense to confirm the pregnancy before breaking up Hurley and Penelope's wedding, but the evil twin doesn't need logic like that.

Re: waiting room | 12/06

[awesomebigsis.livejournal.com]

Ellie had spent a good portion of the day searching for her other baby's daddy, who seemed to have disappeared under Mysterious Circumstances.

"Hello," she said, panic stricken. "I am looking for someone. I fear he may be in a coma!"

Re: waiting room | 12/06

[momslilassassin]

Ben stalked into the clinic like he owned the place (it was hard to tell what Anakin might have bought this weekend, so it was entirely possible he did own the place) and glanced around disdainfully. "I need to see a doctor who doesn't kill his patients."

exam rooms | 12/06

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Where the sick go to be in comas or die or do other naughty, naughty things.

exam 1 | jean who has a brain injury

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After she pings in!

exam 2 | mirax who has amnesia

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After she pings in!

exam 3 | angela who has a nosebleed

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After she pings in!

exam 4 | sokka who has teh brane canser

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After he pings in!

exam 5 | robin the frog who had a brain transplant

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After he pings in!

exam room 6 | griff who has a boo boo on his fingers

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Alex ordered Griff onto the bed, trying not to look too concerned by this turn of events. "Get up and hold out your hands."

exam 6 | gob who has allergies and ovarian cysts

[slapbetcommish.livejournal.com]

Lily led GOB back to the exam room and asked, "And how long has this been going on?"

exam 7 | clark who has ass babies and was drugged for ~ART~

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Alex rushed Clark and his baby back into the exam room, immediately ordering a warm place for the ass baby and a hospital gown for Clark. The thong was gross.

exam 8 | hoshi who has a mysterious malady

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Alex led yet another girl back to an empty exam and gestured her up on the table.

ooc | 12/06

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This post didn't take nearly as long as last night, thankfully.

Re: ooc | 12/06

[robinthefrog.livejournal.com]

Could Robin be in recovery for having his brain transplanted into that of a stuffed frog?