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puppy_fair ([personal profile] puppy_fair) wrote in [community profile] fandomhighdorms2010-01-12 06:02 am

Behind the Dorms, Tuesday Afternoon

"Hey, guys!" Zack was all smiles as he stepped in front of the Reserve gathering, today. "Since we got some more of that talking stuff out of the way last week, this week I'm going to get you all doing something a little more hands-on, taking an idea that the Magic Reserves had a while back, and tweaking it a little to better suit our purposes here!"

Because Zack was totally a rotten stealerface. And it had been a good idea.

"The thing you have to keep in mind when you're on the field is that a good bit of your strength often rests in whoever you're out there with. And, taking that a step further, nobody gets left behind. Not just because they're an asset, but because they're our people." Zack managed, barely, to refrain from getting all shmoopy and saying 'friends,' there. "But it's entirely possible that at some point, you're going to find someone trapped behind enemy lines, and it'll be on your shoulders to get them back."

He gestured to a pile of ribbons sitting on the ground, half of them red, and the other half blue. "Take one of these, and put it on your clothing somewhere, so that it'll be easy to snatch off of you. And then I want to break off into two groups according to the color of your ribbon. Each of your teams gets one of these..." He motioned to a pair of stuffed bears sitting on the ground. "They're prisoners. It's your job to infiltrate the enemy's territory, retrieve your lost ally, and then make it home safely. But if anyone from the other team snags your ribbon while you're on their turf? Sorry, guys, you're dead."

... Yeah. They were totally playing 'capture the flag.'

With teddy bears.

IT IS A MANLY SPORT.

[Open!]
bitchy_smurf: (over my shoulder)

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[personal profile] bitchy_smurf 2010-01-13 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"Such a deception would hardly provide enough amusement to balance the breath wasted on it." Illyria's idea of practical jokes tended to involve rearrangement of other people's tentacles into obscure and rather filthy gestures when they passed out drunk in the fountain of perpetual sacrifice. Again.

Another shrug. "You bargained your soul away for a motor vehicle and you have a small birthmark in the shape of a pineapple on your--"

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[identity profile] bigbadgunn.livejournal.com 2010-01-13 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, Okay that's enough!" Gunn snapped. "Don't be telling anyone else about that."

And because it probably needed to be said:

"Both of those things!"
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[personal profile] bitchy_smurf 2010-01-13 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"I have no need to." Which was not a promise, simply a statement of fact. The next was one of opinion, and held back for a moment before deciding it was worth the risk of being taken as a compliment to his species, which it was not. "You made a poor trade; even a human soul is worth more than that."

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[identity profile] bigbadgunn.livejournal.com 2010-01-13 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, well where I'm from I don't get a lot of use out of it," Gunn growled. "So keep your opinions to yourself."
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[personal profile] bitchy_smurf 2010-01-13 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"You're hardly getting much use out of the truck," Illyria pointed out.

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[identity profile] bigbadgunn.livejournal.com 2010-01-14 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
"What? You think I'll get a refund?" Gunn quipped. "Besides that truck saved a lot of lives."
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[personal profile] bitchy_smurf 2010-01-14 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
"It lacks air conditioning."

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[identity profile] bigbadgunn.livejournal.com 2010-01-14 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Gunn's mouth opened and shut a couple of times as he tried to come up with a response to that.

Instead he just shook his head, gave Illryia a dismissive wave and stomped off.
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[personal profile] bitchy_smurf 2010-01-14 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
And yet, still more romantic than Faith that still could have gone worse.