Computer Lab, Monday Afternoon

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Cally needed to learn about football. Well, that is, Cally had expressed some interest in knowing about football, and Dolf would be doing her a disservice if he didn't help her out in that. So, rather than check the scores on his phone, today he was going to sit right here in the computer lab and search for games to show her.

Preferably recent ones. And ones being played between teams that mattered, so it'd be easier for her to get into it.

Finally, he picked the FC Twente - AZ game from last night. That'd probably be a good one to start her on. Nothing that involved explaining the history of a team like Ajax or Feyenoord, and still good football.

He had no idea what he was getting into.

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"He needs to be," Dolf said, distractedly, "It's footb-- Oh, KOM OP!"

The opposing team managed to kick the ball out from under the man's feet with seconds to spare.

"Playing the man!" Dolf shouted, though the guy really hadn't been.

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"What does that mean?" Cally asked. "...Not kom op; I got that."

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"...Um, when you try to kick at the ball, there are two ways to do it," Dolf said. Still distracted, yes, but mostly by pouting at the computer. "You can kick at the ball, or kick at the person with the ball. The latter isn't allowed. That's called playing the man."

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"Ahh. Was he doing that?" Which was Cally's most diplomatic way of saying I didn't really notice him doing that.

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"Totally!" said Dolf, who might have been lying with sheer force of wishful thinking. "The arbiter should have seen!"

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"Well, that's hardly fair." Cally leaned a bit against Dolf's chair to get a closer look at the screen. "They ought to have more than one arbiter. Perhaps a tribunal of three?"

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"They have side-arbiters!" Dolf proclaimed, pointing. "They watch the edges of the field and stuff. But they're also blind, I can tell."

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Cally directed her attention to the side of the field, then gave Dolf a look. "Not literally, I assume, or they'd be exceedingly poor choices for the job."

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Dolf waved that off like the nonsense it clearly was.

"They're building a new attack," he said instead, pointing. "See? They're heading forward."

Or, y'know, to the left of the screen, where the enemy's gate other team's goal was.

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"A bold choice. Driving the ball toward their own goal would be much easier." That was nonsense, if fondly amused nonsense. See the difference, Dolf?

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Oh god, don't say that. "Don't say that!" See?

The attacker lost the ball, and Dolf groaned. The opposing team started to play it back towards its own defenders.

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"Well, for goodness' sake, don't listen to me," Cally told the little figures on the screen. "It's not as if I know how to play."

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"No, they're just bouncing it back to the defenders so they can build up a new attack," Dolf said, dismissively. The two defenders at the back played the ball back and forth, waiting for a good shot.

The guys in red were coming at them again, though there were only two of them.