2nd Floor Common Room, Sunday Evening

[swordsandsoccer.livejournal.com]

So as it turned out, Dolf had not, in fact, spotted the gremlin in the storage room at Turtle & Canary. What had happened was that the gremlin had spotted Dolf and embedded its tiny teeth neatly into Dolf's ankle about two seconds before he finished closing up the shop.

The Swede had not cared about the wound on his ankles. Bah! Ankles. He had cooking to do!

And so lo and behold, the Swede - with a charming beard made of cotton taped to his face - was in the first common room kitchen he could find. "HUNGRY?!" he shouted at his audience (which at the moment consisted mostly of chairs) "MAKE MEATBALLS!"

He yanked open the fridge with way too much violence, and began throwing food haphazardly at the counter. While shouting in... not Swenglish, exactly. Dunglish. Whatever. He didn't care. He was SWEDISH. "MELK!" He practically hurled the pack of milk against the back wall, then threw a bowl after it.

Fandom better be prepared for dinner tonight.

[[ so dolf now thinks he's Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time guy. open common room is open. ]]

Comments

[rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com]

Rilla sniffed. "Where I come from, you don't really get a choice about being the cleaning type or not. You make a mess and then you clean it."

[child-of-rer.livejournal.com]

"Same here, but I think he's... different." That might have been a slight understatement.

[rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com]

"Insane?" Rilla suggested.

[child-of-rer.livejournal.com]

Sov nodded. "Probably. I haven't met this person before, though."

[rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com]

"His name is Dolf," Rilla said, "and he's normally quite vehement but not so...shouty. At least not immediately."

[child-of-rer.livejournal.com]

"He's having a bad day, then?"

A very bad one, by the looks of it.

[rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com]

Rilla nodded. "And the beard is new."

[child-of-rer.livejournal.com]

"Why does he wear a fake beard?" No, Sov didn't expect Rilla to know either.

[rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com]

"It can't be because it's attractive," Rilla offered.

[child-of-rer.livejournal.com]

"No," Sov agreed. "It mostly looks like a very bad disguise."

[night!]