Boys' Bathroom, Monday Evening

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

It seemed that today was an odd day for the bathrooms in the dorms. Not that Tony knew that, of course. What he knew was that there was a random sheet of butcher paper on the wall next to the sinks.

It was hard to miss, really.

And it was tempting to draw on. So, so tempting. No one would care if he doodled a little something on it, right?

[[Like the girls could be the only ones... OPEN FOR DEFACING!]]

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[willbethenight.livejournal.com]

Bruce didn't necessarily mind graffiti in the bathroom, and he certainly didn't mind science jokes. He just didn't find that one funny.

He quickly scrawled:

Either way, he didn't get a drink. Bars don't serve cats.

Take that.

[geewhizfellas.livejournal.com]

It was only after Butters was finished using the bathroom (thankfully alone, otherwise one of his classmates might have been treated to a nice round of the Hey There Mr. Wiener song...) that he noticed the graffiti on the wall.

He double checked to make sure he was really alone, tapping his fingers together as he considered the temptation. Butters Stotch wouldn't deface a bathroom, but he knew someone who might.

Which was why: "PROFESSOR CHAOS WAS HERE!!!!" was scrawled out underneath. "DOOM AND DESCTRUCTION IS AT HAND!!!!"

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

Checking back on the bathroom later, Tony was both annoyed and confused.

So, he responded with another awesome joke (http://i53.tinypic.com/2rnadk5.jpg) and then, as an afterthought, added: Who the heck is Professor Chaos?

It sounded almost as bad as Mr. Fix.

[momslilassassin]

Ben added a TONY STARK SMELLS WEIRD to the wall because that's totally what friends do, okay?

[willbethenight.livejournal.com]

After seeing the new cat cartoon, Bruce felt the need to critique it again.

"Argon" is an anagram for "Groan." Appropriately, the joke is a groaner at best.

[willbethenight.livejournal.com]

While he was commenting elsewhere, Bruce decided to add a note to this one as well.

Professors shouldn't be in the dorms this late. I'm calling the troopers.

[hasadestiny]

Pay no attention to the valance diagram some mysterious geek had drawn next to the cat.

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

Tony was just going to cross that out with far too much rage. And add: TONY STARK IS FLAWLESS

[geewhizfellas.livejournal.com]

Oh! Butters could add to this one.

I HEAR HIS BRAIN IS INSURED FOR $10,000.

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

The amazing valance diagram? That meant he had to write next to it:

APPROVED

[iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com]

Dave was a little concerned with the state of the graffiti in the bathroom when he stopped in. But if the way was this disfigured already....

Vote Dave Nelson
Sophomore Class
Student Council Representative

[geewhizfellas.livejournal.com]

And someone thought he was being very mature by adding "More like boner!" underneath that.

[geewhizfellas.livejournal.com]

Because someone was fourteen years old and had the veil of anonymity to protect him, he had went ahead and let the boys bathroom know what he thought of the valance diagram.

With the word "ANUS" and a helpful little arrow pointing to that.

Fourteen, guys.

Fourteen.

[andthemoralis.livejournal.com]

You'd know.

No, Stan didn't know who was writing this. But it was the only reasonable response.

[momslilassassin]

Ben snorted, then added:

I HEAR HE DOES SPEEDER ADS IN MOS EISLEY.

[geewhizfellas.livejournal.com]

HIS FAVORITE MOVIE IS MILDLY PACED AND SOMEWHAT IRATE.

[momslilassassin]

HEY, MINE TOO!

Not the point, Ben.

[godofxbox]

Alex took one look at the paper, grinned, and added,

ONE TIME, HE MET STEVE ROGERS ON A HELICARRIER. HE SAID TONY WAS PRETTY.

It was probably even true.

[wwiii]

Warren blinked at that one. Flawless?

See, wasn't it fortunate that he had a pen on him?

He scribbled out the "F" in "Flawless," and then, with a little arrow between that and "Is," he wrote in "Lucy" right above it.


                        LUCY
TONY STARK IS ^ FLAWLESS

...

In disguise.

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

That's badass.

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

Somehow, Tony couldn't resist the urge to end this with:

One time, he punched me in the face. It was awesome.

[wwiii]

Yes, Warren had actually wandered off and come back with a green pen. If there was going to be graffiti in the bathroom, he wanted to make certain that he left something iconic behind.

Something iconic and topical to the island.




Presumably, that was a gremlin.

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

NYAN GREMLIN!!!!!!!1

Yes, he was aware that number 1 was just being annoying. But Tony didn't care!

[wwiii]

NYAN NYAN NYAN!!!!

[willbethenight.livejournal.com]

When Bruce saw that, he felt the need to add to the end of it.

Because I didn't even feel it. He punches like a girl.